00 Otaku Part 13

*A few days have gone by and Nitsuj and the gang are in Atlanta for the third stop of Anifest. At Nitsuj’s solo panel he’s doing a live review with Yin-Yang and Shizuku. In the second part of his panel he’s doing Q&A with Yume and Seras. Nitsuj’s panel goes great as everyone had a good time*

(Nitsuj): Well guys that’s all the time we have for today. Thanks for coming out, please enjoy the rest of the con, and I’ll see you around the con.

(Seras): You’ve been warned folks. Avoid this man at all costs.

*The crowd laughs at Seras’s joke and applauds Nitsuj and the others for the fun time. Once Nitsuj exits the stage he’s given a towel and bottle of Sprite by Ashlyn*

(Nitsuj): Whew. Thanks. I needed this.

(Ashlyn): You guys sure look like you were having a good time out there. Good job out there.

(Nitsuj): Thanks. Now that my part is done let’s focus on a next suspect. What’s the situation?

(Ashlyn): Brian’s been watching him all day. He’s in the middle of finishing up his panel so try to get some rest before we move.

(Yin-Yang): Where did Mira, Chibi, and Isis go?

(Ashlyn): They said they wanted to take in the sights of the con so I let them go off and explore.

(Mira): We’re back~.

*Mira, Isis, and Chibi Isis return where everyone is shocked to see that they’re carrying around School Days merchandise*

(Seras): What the hell are you guys wearing?

(Isis): What? It’s just some School Days merchandise. A lot of people at the con are buying it.

(Shizuku): Isis. We hate School Days remember?

(Isis): We do? I don’t know, I thought it was a decent-

(Nitsuj): You finish that sentence, you and I are done professionally.

(Yin-Yang): Guys, think about this. Name one moment or scene beside the last moments you enjoyed about this anime.

*Isis, Mira, and Chibi Isis begin to think about it and all draw blanks on what they liked about School Days*

(Mira): Oh my God. What have we done?

(Nitsuj): It’s okay, as long as you realized your mistake. But still, what possessed you guys to buy School Days merchandise?

(Mira): I don’t know.

(Chibi Isis): We were just walking through the con, taking in the sights, doing pictures, and talking with fans. Than we went into. . . a panel.

(Isis): That’s right, a panel! Nate Dessian was doing a live review on School Days. Since we’ve never seen any of his reviews we thought we’d pop in and see what he was like. During it he said something shocking. He actually praised the anime. Before we knew it everyone was applauding him and left where a merchandising stand was outside selling School Day merchandise and we just bought some.

(Seras): Why?

(Isis): I don’t know it just happened. I just felt this desire to go off and buy School Days merchandise.

(Nitsuj): But that doesn’t make any sense. Why would you feel the need to go off and buy School Days merchandise and why would someone praise School Days?

(Chibi Isis): He also talked bad about the Lupin III series.

(Nitsuj): He did what!

(Mira): He said it was just a fossil of a series from the 70s that should have died long ago and even mocked the recent movie.

(Nitsuj): That son of a bitch!

*Nitsuj throws his bottle of Sprite and sees Nate walking through the crowd where Nitsuj goes to confront him*

(Nate): Hey Nitsuj what’s up?

(Nitsuj): What’s up? What’s up with you? Dude, you just badmouth one of the most iconic anime characters of all time and praised one of the worst animes of all time.

(Nate): Really? I didn’t know that. I only pay attention to animes 2010 and up. Anything lower than that and I don’t have a clue about.

(Nitsuj): Than why the hell did you bash Lupin?

(Nate): Hey, I was just following the script my writers wrote for me. Besides it’s just old anime, who cares. It’s not like I’m insulting Trigun or Outlaw Star. Although my advisors have told me to talk negatively about it even though I heard both of those animes are good.

(Nitsuj): They are good! Also, it does matter what you say about old anime. This was the anime that got us into anime. It’s because of that anime that some people are still watching anime to this day and-

*Nate’s phone begins to ring*

(Nate): Excuse me. Hello? Oh hey dad. Oh nothing, just giving Nitsuj some advice on how to be an even better reviewer. Oh the script is ready? Yeah I’ll be there shortly. Bye. Sorry Nitsuj, gotta go, but I will say this. Personal opinion is alright. I respect what you and other reviewers do as a free service but as for me, I’m looking to make a profit and if I gotta insult an anime I know nothing about or praise an anime that everyone despises then so be it. If you wanna make a strong living in the anime world Nitsuj, sell out and nod your head to corporations. That’s what my dad says. See ya. Let’s have brunch next time.

*Nate walks away where he’s escorted by bodyguards*

(Nitsuj): I hate him so much.

(Yin-Yang): I think I just found a new practice dummy.

(Yume): And I still owe him for that fake Twitter post.

(Ashlyn): Guys no. He is off limits. I know how you all feel but we need him. As for that Twitter post we got him to take it down. Although he hasn’t made a public announcement denouncing his relationship with Yume yet.

*Nitsuj takes out one of his swords and begins slicing up a nearby plant completely destroying it while everyone watches in silence*

(Nitsuj): You are making it very hard for me to keep my hands off of him.

*Ashlyn’s phone rings*

(Ashlyn): This is Ashlyn.

(Brian): Ashlyn it’s Brian. P.J’s on the move. I’m tailing him as we speak.

(Ashlyn): Stay on him Brian. We’ll be right there.

*Ashlyn hangs up*

(Ashlyn): We’re up. Let’s go.

*Nitsuj and the others follow Ashlyn. They run through the con for about 5 minutes until they enter the restricted area section of the con and meet up with Brian*

(Nitsuj): Alright Brian, what do you got for us?

(Brian): P.J just went through that door over there. It leads to the basement according to the building layout. He went down there 7 minutes ago and he was carrying a briefcase with him. A few more guys showed up after him and also went through the door.

(Ashlyn): What do you think?

(Nitsuj): I think we might have found our transporter. Okay, Mira, Isis, and Yume. You come with me, Ashlyn, and Brian. The rest of you stay up here for backup.

(Seras): Oh what? How come we never get to go in on raids?

(Isis): Because you’re sloppy.

*Nitsuj’s group opens up the door and heads down the stairs where they reach another door at the bottom. Everyone nods at Nitsuj saying there ready and Nitsuj takes out his swords and blows the door away. P.J and everyone else inside the room are shocked by this and stop to stare as Nitsuj and the others enter the room*

(Isis): You do know that door was unlocked?

(Ashlyn): Was it really necessary for you to knock it down?

(Brian): Of course it was. Have you girls ever tried it? It’s freakin’ awesome!

(Mira and Yume): Boys.

*Nitsuj looks at the computer screens and on the table to see multiple blue-ray discs which shows obscene pictures*

(Nitsuj): Well guys we stumbled across something, but it’s not what we’re looking for.

(Yume): What do you mean?

*Yume takes a look at a computer screen and begins to blush*

(Yume): Oh God!

*The other girls take a look and get disgusted at what they see*

(Ashlyn): Oh my God you perverts!

(Mira): What is all of this!?

(Nitsuj): This my dear ladies is hentai and these good folks right here are hentai pirates. We’ve stepped into a hentai operation.

(Yume): Hentai pirates?

(Nitsuj): They’re people who sell pirated copies of hentai. However, unlike regular hentais that have that mosaic censorship covering the lower regions these guys remove it and sell the copies at a high price.

(Brian): Which breaks a number of piracy laws and a mutual agreement with our allies in Japan about hentai distribution here in the states.

(P.J): Well, well, well. If it isn’t the Dark Syndicate. Oh, and this is a surprise, Nitsuj. I thought you had retired. I was wondering how you were able to join the tour at such a late date.

(Nitsuj): Why does everyone keep thinking I’ve retired? I’m semi-retired, big difference. What about you, you decided to become a hentai pirate after getting the old boot from the AIA?

(P.J): One cannot hold back lust. Why should I have to delete my internet history every time I look at a hentai? I should be allowed to view it whenever I want and watch it uncensored just like American porn.

(Brian): Good luck trying to torrent that.

(Ashlyn): This may not have been what we’re looking for but we’re shutting this place down. Give yourselves up and come along quietly.

*They all take out guns and weapons and block the entrance*

(P.J): I’m afraid we can’t allow you guys to leave. At least not until the climax.

*Everyone laughs at his joke while Nitsuj and the others do a sarcastic laugh*

(Mira): Guys, you can come in now.

*As soon as Mira finishes her sentence Shizuku, Seras, Yin-Yang, and Chibi Isis come barging down giving the group the chance they need to attack. Mira takes out her cyber disc and knocks the guns away allowing Nitsuj to come in and knock them with his sword. He only uses the backside of his sword so they don’t get seriously hurt. A group of pirates surrounds Yume where she gives them all erotic illusions which causes them to have nosebleeds and pass out. Shizuku fist fights a couple of pirates near the computers where she grabs one of them and throws towards the monitors. Seras uses her scythe to deflect the bullets of people who still have guns. Once they run out of bullets Chibi Isis comes in and uses her magic to throw them across the room like a ragdoll. Brian and Yin-Yang team up with using his punches to knock out a few pirates and Yin-Yang using her lightning quick feet to kick people out. In the other part of the room Isis and Ashlyn corner a bunch of guys with chains calling them out. Isis and Ashlyn both have their rapiers in hand, shrug at each other and attack together. A tall and muscular pirate grabs a mini Gatling gun and begins firing the whole room up. Nitsuj and the others duck behind pillars and tables for safety while P.J uses this chance to escape up the stairs*

(Nitsuj): I’m going after him, cover me.

*Nitsuj makes a break for the stairs as the pirate begins firing at him. Luckily, Chibi Isis uses her magic to create a force field around Nitsuj which protects him from the gunfire. With his back turned Brian jumps and delivers a flying superman punch which dazes the pirate. The pirate drops the gun and receives a double super kick from Seras and Yin-Yang and then Isis, Mira, and Ashlyn bust a computer monitor over his head. Despite receiving all of this the pirate is still on his feet until Shizuku comes from behind, lifts him up, and slams him through a table knocking him out for good. Back up top Nitsuj pursues P.J through the con building. He manages to catch up to P.J and tackles him to the group but P.J manages to escape his grasp and make it to his feet*

(Nitsuj): Give it up P.J, you can’t outrun me.

(P.J): If I can’t outrun you *takes out nunchucks* then I’ll just have to beat you.

(Nitsuj): Come on P.J, we’ve been down this road before, you know you can’t beat me.

*P.J tries to hit Nitsuj with his nunchucks but he dodges the attack and takes out his swords. Nitsuj goes on defense blocking one of P.J’s attacks but P.J manages to knock his swords away*

(Nitsuj): Well you have gotten stronger I’ll give you that.

*Nitsuj looks at his left hand, takes a deep breath, and clutches it into a fist as he cracks his knuckles. P.J tries once again to attack him but Nitsuj dodges his attack and punches him in the stomach where he drops the nunchucks and Nitsuj begins to unleash of strikes across his upper body and finishes up with a shoryuken which manages to knock P.J out*

(Nitsuj): But so have I.

*Ashlyn, Brian, and the AI girls arrive onto the scene to see that Nitsuj has incapacitated P.J and they make the arrest*

To be continued

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