00 Otaku Part 2

*Nitsuj and the others have just arrived in Miami*

(Nitsuj): Blue skies, bright sun, sexy women. We are definitely in Miami.

(Isis): Quit your gawking and find a spot to let us out. Being stuck in this cellphone is enough to drive a person crazy.

*Nitsuj manages to find a secluded spot and lets the AI girls out of his cellphone where he’s surprised to see them wearing casual clothes and everything*

(Nitsuj): Well don’t you all look cute.

*Mira, Yume, Chibi Isis, and Isis blush at his compliment*

(Shizuku): Quit acting like a bunch of girls and let’s go to baggage claim.

(Nitsuj): You guys go ahead I’ll catch up.

(Seras): Where are you going?

(Nitsuj): Restroom.

*Nitsuj heads into the restroom where it is surprisingly empty when in walks 6 men who slowly begin to surround Nitsuj*

(Nitsuj): You guys, I just got off a long flight and I really don’t feel like doing this.

*The 6 men begin to pull out weapons to fight Nitsuj. Nitsuj walks over to the sink and begins to wash his hands*

(Nitsuj): Now before we begin. If anybody wants to leave, you have until I finish washing my hands to do so.

*Nitsuj washes the soap off his hands and grabs a paper towel to dry them. As soon as he throws the paper towel away one of the men rushes him with a knife. Nitsuj dodges his attack, grabs his arm, knees him in the gut, and drives his head into the paper towel dispenser destroying it and knocking him out. Two more try to hit him with night sticks but he manages to dodge them. He grabs one of the men and tosses him into another man which sends them both flying into one of the stalls. They try to get back up but Nitsuj grabs the handle bars to drop kick them back into the stall. The other man with the night tries to hit Nitsuj but Nitsuj does a judo toss, twist the arm of the man forcing him to drop the night stick, and stomps the man directly in his face knocking him out. Nitsuj picks up the night stick where a man comes from behind him and begins choking him out with some wire. As Nitsuj slowly begins to lose consciousness he uses the night stick to smash the fingers of the man strangling him. This allows him to get free and use the night stick to beat the crap out of the man strangling him. The last man tries to approach Nitsuj from behind but Nitsuj senses his presence and turns around just in time to point the night stick at the man and keep him at bay*

(Man): I’m not with them! I’m not with them!

(Nitsuj): Name 5 good dub animes that have come out in the last 2 years.

(Man): Um~. . .

(Nitsuj): I knew you were a weeaboo.

*Nitsuj proceeds to beat the man with the night stick and knocks him into one of the stalls where he gives the man a swirly*

(Nitsuj): Now I have to re-wash my hands.

*Nitsuj washes his hands and leaves the restroom where he puts a cleaning sign up to keep people out. He then goes to baggage claim to meet back up with the AI girls*

(Yin-Yang): What kept you?

(Nitsuj): There was a line. We got everything?

(Yume): Yes. All set to go.

(Nitsuj): Wait! Where’s Baron and Corbin?

(Seras): Hopefully deported.

*As everyone wonders where the Jack Bros. are they come out on the conveyer belt for baggage and get off once they see Nitsuj and the others*

(Isis): You guys traveled in the cargo?

(Baron): No. We traveled 3rd class.

(Corbin): This is how 3rd class gets off the plane.

(Shizuku): Cheap. Well let’s go.

(Nitsuj): Not quite. Still need to get my swords.

*They go over to a desk*

(Nitsuj): Excuse me, I’m here to pick up my swords.

*Nitsuj presents them with a card*

(Inspector): Okay. Here you go.

*The inspector hands Nitsuj his swords*

(Nitsuj): Thank you. Alright guys let’s go.

(Mira): Okay that was weird.

(Chibi Isis): How did Nii-chan get those dangerous items through custom?

*Everyone heads outside and goes to Hertz to get their rental car*

(Yin-Yang): There you are. Spot 42.

*As they walk to their car Nitsuj senses people following them*

(Nitsuj): Dark twin sword style: Spiritual demise!

*With a quick flash of his swords the men that were following Nitsuj and the others get taken out. They aren’t dead but their unconscious state would have you believe otherwise. Only of the men is still standing and on his knees in fear as Nitsuj approaches him*

(Nitsuj): You’re making me late.

*Nitsuj uses the hilt of his sword to knock him out and proceeds to the rental car which is a BMW SUV as the girls are shocked at what Nitsuj just did*

(Shizuku): Okay, what was that all about?

(Nitsuj): Oh nothing. Just a few scumbags trying to stop me and steal my cash. Nothing to worry about.

(Seras): Bullshit.

(Nitsuj): Alright. I tried. Here’s the truth. A few guys I used to work with called me down here to help them with their work and these guys wanna stop me.

(Yume): And what exactly does this work entail?

(Nitsuj): I can’t say for now. When we get to a secure place I’ll tell you guys everything. I promise.

(Isis): You’re being awfully suspicious right now. Can you at least promise us it’s nothing wrong or illegal.

(Nitsuj): *Deep sigh* Guys, I know I keep a lot of things to myself. And I know whenever you want to know about my past I avoid the conversation all together but just know this. I have and always will be a straight shooter that you can trust. So please guys, trust me.

(Isis): Okay. I trust you Nitsuj. Let’s go.

*Everyone gets into the car and drives out onto the streets and arrive at the hotel they’re staying at*

(Yin-Yang): So where exactly are we going?

(Nitsuj): We my friends are going to a con.

*Nitsuj shows them a poster titled Anifest*

(Shizuku): Woah! Anifest! That’s like one of the biggest anime cons going on this summer. How you’d get tickets for this?

(Nitsuj): My friends are working at the con. Now come on, we’re heading to the con venue.

*Nitsuj sprays himself with some body spray*

(Mira): But the con doesn’t start for like another day. How are we getting inside?

*Nitsuj shows his VIP pass*

(Nitsuj): Like this.

(Baron): Oh~ a VIP pass.

(Nitsuj): Shall we ladies and supernatural beings.

*They go to the place where the con is being held and get permission to go inside where they see things being set up as well as a few of the guest stars that’ll be at the con*

(Chibi Isis): Man look at all these decorations and this setlist. Team Four Star, LittleKuriboh, Funimation voice actors, and there’s even sneak for the next Digimon Tri movie.

(Corbin): Hey look! There’s Lucy Christian!

(Baron): Didn’t you have a thing for her?

(Corbin): I still do. I wonder if she’s lifted that restraining order on me?

(Mira): What did you do to that poor woman.

(Baron): He kept sending her a scoop of shaved ice-cream.

(Corbin): I thought she would like it. I shaved it out of love. Hey Nitsuj, think you can get me an interview with her? Nitsuj? Nitsuj?

*Corbin turns around to see that Nitsuj is gone*

(Chibi Isis): Where’d Nii-chan go?

(Seras): He was just here a second ago.

(Yin-Yang): He got kidnapped. Some guys in suits came up from behind and took him.

(Mira): It’s probably allies from those men in the parking lot.

(Yume): The weeaboos? Nitsuj did disrupt their operation in Japan so they’re probably out for revenge.

(Isis): Well then ladies. *Takes out a handgun* Let’s go have a nice chat with them.

*We then cut to Nitsuj with a bag over his head being taken to a hidden elevator that takes him below the con building. When the elevator reaches the bottom floor he gets pushed out from the elevator and the bag gets taken off his head. When Nitsuj turns around to see who bought him here he turns around to see Brian*

(Nitsuj): Brian?

(Brian): You! You’ve got a lot of nerve bringing your sorry ass here after all the stuff you pulled.

*As Brian steps forward acting like he’s about to hit Nitsuj he instead high-fives him and pulls him into a hug where they begin to laugh*

(Nitsuj): It’s been a while man.

(Brian): I know! Look at you!

(Nitsuj): Look at you! The last time I saw you, you were just starting out.

(Brian): Yeah I became a full time member. No longer a rookie. See.

*Brian points to his shirt and shows him a pin*

(Nitsuj): No way!

(Brian): I wanted to join the same branch as you.

(Nitsuj): Oh man congratulations. Still, you didn’t have to be so rough with me. You could have just greeted me normally.

(Brian): Yeah sorry but security is on edge as of late and I didn’t know who those girls and strange beings were

(Nitsuj): Oh they’re cool. They’re my friends. I’ll introduce them to you later on.

(Brian): Well come on. I’ll take you to the briefing of what’s going on.

*After walking for a bit they get to a dead end where Brian knocks on the wall and reveals a secret entrance. They all go inside where we see monitors, computers, and people working and chatting with each other*

(Nitsuj): Wow. You guys have been busy.

(Brian): Yeah we started adding in underground bases at all con locations for security reasons.

(Danny): It’s about time you got here.

(Nitsuj): Danny. Long time no see.

(Danny): Nitsuj. You’re doing well. Thanks for answering our call.

(Brian): Now guys. I know you have a long history together but there’s business to be done.

(Ashlyn): He’s right. There’s work to be done and time of the essence.

(Nitsuj): Ashlyn? It’s so good to see you.

*Nitsuj and Ashlyn hug each other*

(Ashlyn): Thank you for coming. I knew you would come.

(Nitsuj): Are you in charge of this investigation? Where’s Cole?

(Ashlyn): MIA. He was investigating a lead and then we lost track of him.

(Nitsuj): Don’t worry. I’m sure he’s fine. You know him. He’s not the kind of guy to lay over and die.

(Danny): As much as this reunion is touching I feel the need to address the elephant in the room. Why did you bring your little harem with you? I told you to come alone.

(Nitsuj): You want me, you get my crew. We’re a package deal.

(Danny): This isn’t a vacation. We don’t have time to babysit.

(Nitsuj): Don’t worry. My girls will prove to be a valuable asset to the mission.

(Danny): Oh really? What could they possibly do?

*As Danny finishes his sentence the secret passage way door gets blown up and as smoke fills the room the AI girls along with the Jack Bros. come walking in with their weapons ready to fight*

(Seras): Knock, knock.

(Nitsuj): That.

*The agents have their weapons pointed at the AI girls and the Jack Bros. as they enter the room*

(Danny): How they’d find us?

(Brian): I made sure to cover my tracks and everything. Not only that but we had about 30 trained guards outside guarding the area and that door was built to take nothing short of a torpedo.

(Shizuku): Oh those were your boys? Yume gave them a nice dream.

(Yin-Yang): As for finding you, Nitsuj’s body spray releases an invisible fume that only we can detect. It lead us all the way here.

(Danny): You! You planned this didn’t you?

(Nitsuj): Just wanted to introduce you guys on neutral ground.

*Nitsuj walks between his friends and the agents*

(Isis): Nitsuj, are you okay?

(Nitsuj): Don’t worry Isis I’m fine. These are my friends that I came to meet.

(Mira): They’ve certainly got an odd way of greeting you.

(Ashlyn): Isis?

*Ashlyn works her way over to Nitsuj to get a closer look at Isis*

(Ashlyn): Um, did you say your name was Isis?

(Baron): Woah am I seeing double or does this lovely young lady look like Isis?

(Corbin): Not only that but she sounds like Isis as well?

*Isis glares as Ashlyn and starts to see the resemblance*

(Nitsuj): Oh boy, I was hoping to do this at a calmer time. Ashlyn this Isis. Isis this Ashlyn. She’s your mom.

(Everyone): WHAT!

To be continued

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