Project #36: Jing: The King of Bandits

Previously on Project Nitsuj. . . (Isis): Tell me, have you ever heard of ishidiki? (Nitsuj): Yeah, also known as sorebanzeme. A form of torture that involves bounding a person in a kneeling position, on top of a ridged board, with stone weights placed on their lap. Why? (Isis): Very good, this means I won’t […]

Project #35: Ikkitousen Xtreme Xecutor

Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well this is it, the final installment of the Ikkitousen arc and you know what? I’m actually forward to it. Yeah, I mean the first three seasons were awful but it’s the fourth season I’m sure by now they saw all the mistakes of the previous seasons and made […]

Project #34: Ikkitousen Great Guardians

Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well, keeping with the Ikkitousen arc I give you the third season of Ikkitousen Great Guardians. Good God, how did this anime get three seasons? The first season I can understand but two sequels? There’s barely a story to go on for one season let alone two more seasons. […]

Project #33: Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny

I hate this anime, I hate it with the burning passion of a 1000 suns. A part of me doesn’t even know why I’m even reviewing this in the first place. If I wanted to I could have summed up this entire series in one sentence. Ikkoutousen, shameless fanservice, horrible fighting, annoying characters, and no […]

Project #32: Ikkitousen

*Staggers from floor to get to desk* Hello. . .and welcome to Project. . .whatever my name is. Welcome to the first installment of the Ikkitousen arc. Where throughout the month of August I’ll be reviewing the 4 seasons of Ikkitousen the anime and yes. . .it is the worst anime I have ever seen […]

Project #31: R-15

Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well, last week I talked about Senran Kagura not being that great of an ecchi and made the promise that I would show you what a real ecchi anime is like and I can safely say I have come deliver. Ecchi anime has always been look down upon by […]

Project #30: Senran Kagura

Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. What’s up with the poor interpretation of ninjas in animes as of lately? I mean ninjas are badass characters who stick to the shadows, assassinate people without leaving evidence, and know awesome jitsu. So why is it that animes these days like Naruto do a poor job at making […]

Project #29: Baka and Test season 2

Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well, seeing as how last week I reviewed Baka and Test, one of the funniest animes that I have ever seen I’m still in the mood to laugh some more at the funny and comedic antics of class F with Baka and Test season 2. After the success and […]

Project #28: Baka and Test

Hello. . . and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Today, I stand on the battlefield where good souls died in a mass genocide. After discovering my plans to mass produce the Chibi Isis behind Isis’ back in a fit of rage she not only brutally attacked me her master but laid waste to the AIs. Those […]