*During the time everyone was investigating at the festival. Yin-Yang investigated the backstage area of the festival and made her way into the dressing room of a particular band*
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Alright, now where did I leave my phone?
(Yin-Yang): It’s on the table.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Oh thanks.
*Jean-Ken Johnny realizes someone else is in the dressing room and looks around to see who answered his question. He looks up at the ceiling and sees Yin-Yang hanging from the ceiling*
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Dah!
*Yin-Yang drops from the ceiling lands right next to Jean-Ken Johnny*
(Yin-Yang): Hello.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Uh, hi.
(Yin-Yang): Are you Jean-Ken Johnny from Man with a mission?
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Yeah, that’s me.
(Yin-Yang): Sweet! I’m Yin-Yang. It’s such a pleasure to meet you. You guys are awesome.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Thanks. I take it you’re a fan?
(Yin-Yang): You bet. I’ve been a fan of you guys since I first heard you in Log Horizon. Hey, is it true you and the others are half-human half-wolves?
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Of course. We were created in a lab by Jimi Hendrix to be the ultimate life form before being frozen in Antarctica. While frozen we would listen to all kinds of music from around the world before finally breaking free and forming our own band in Japan.
(Yin-Yang): Wow~! We have so much in common!
(Jean-Ken Johnny): You don’t say.
(Yin-Yang): Yes! I’m actually a ninja wolfgirl from another timeline. My master created me to be the ultimate ninja because he was such a huge fan of Naruto.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): No way! That’s cool! So, how’d you end up in our timeline?
(Yin-Yang): A doppelganger from another timeline killed my master and put me under his control. Luckily, the doppelganger from this timeline saved me and since then I’ve been living in this timeline.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Man, that’s some story. Sorry to hear about your master.
(Yin-Yang): It’s okay. It happened a long time ago. Even though I miss him, I managed to make some new friends here and met a guy who has the same passion as my previous master. I’m enjoying my life now more than ever.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): That’s good to hear.
(Yin-Yang): Hey, do you guys have trouble eating out in public?
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Oh yeah, all the time. We keep getting rejected by restaurants because they don’t allow animals inside. We’ve been forced to either eat at home, order take out, or find food in the woods?
(Yin-Yang): That’s rough. Thankfully, with my ninja skills, I can hide my animal attributes.
*Yin-Yang concentrates and makes her tail disappear*
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Impressive. Anyway, what are you doing in our dressing room?
(Yin-Yang): I’m looking for a reporter. Does the name Brea Penelope ring a bell?
*Yin-Yang shows Jean-Ken Johnny a picture of Brea Penelope*
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Hmm~. No, haven’t seen her. I’ve done a few interviews today, but I don’t remember doing one with anyone looking like this.
(Yin-Yang): Okay. Guess I’ll look elsewhere. If you see her don’t do an interview with her. She’s working for a site that’s posting fake stories.
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Alright. Thanks for the heads up.
(Yin-Yang): It was nice meeting you Johnny. Keep up the good work.
*Yin-Yang disappears in a cloud of smoke right before Jean-Ken Johnny’s eyes*
(Jean-Ken Johnny): Huh. A ninja wolfgirl. What will they come up with next?