*It’s evening time in London. After making a quick stop at the phone store, Nitsuj buys a new smartphone and the group heads to the festival. They arrive at the festival where they see vendors, tents, and on the stage Man With a Mission is playing Dark Crow*
(Shizuku): Hey, they’re playing my favorite tune.
(Chris): How’s the new phone Nitsuj?
(Nitsuj): It’s not bad. It’ll take some getting used to. When I’m back in the states I’ll trade it in for something better.
(Kenji): Alright everyone you know what to do, split up into teams and find our target.
*Nitsuj, Chibi, and Yume go off in one direction. Seras, Neo, Chris and Kenji go off in another direction. Yin-Yang and the Jack Bros. go to check out the stage area. Isis, Mira, and Shizuku go to check out the stands. Everyone walks around for a good 10-15 minutes before everyone receives a call from the Jack Bros.*
(Baron): I have eyes on the prize. She’s over here by the bar. I’m going in.
*Baron takes a deep breath and approaches Brea who is sitting on a stool enjoying her drink. Baron goes to take a seat next to her and puts some money on the table*
(Baron): I’ll have a pint of your best beer don’t pull any punches and go easy on the rocks. Hey there, lass. Enjoying the show?
(Brea): Yeah, the music’s been great.
(Baron): I was talking about me.
*Brea rolls her eyes as she continues to sip down her beer. Baron’s pint shows up*
(Baron): Here’s to us meeting.
*Baron chugs the beer down. When he’s done, he falls to the floor passed out. Nitsuj and the others arrive*
(Nitsuj): How’s he doing?
(Corbin): See for yourself.
*Nitsuj and the others see Baron on the floor passed out*
(Yume): How many pints did he have?
(Corbin): One.
*Everybody facepalms themselves*
(Kenji): Alright. I’m going in.
(Corbin): No, this is the fault of my brother. As the younger brother its my responsibility to correct his mistakes. I’ll go.
*Corbin approaches the bar and goes to sit on the right side of Brea*
(Corbin): *Clears his throat* Would you mind showing me your panties?
*As soon as Corbin finishes his sentence, he gets taken out with an AI bullet to the back of the head courtesy of Isis who put a silencer on to avoid panic*
(Isis): I knew where the conversation was going. I just figured I’d cut out the middleman.
(Kenji): Alright, looks like I’m up.
(Nitsuj): Call me if you need help.
(Kenji): You know I won’t.
*Kenji approaches the bar where he examines a laid-out Corbin and Baron*
(Kenji): *Whistle* Looks like a few people had too many drinks. One Heineken please. Also, another drink for the pretty lady over here on me.
(Brea): Don’t believe I remember asking you to buy me a drink old man.
(Kenji): Sorry. It’s just when I see a pretty lady I can’t help but buy her a drink and perhaps take the chance to get to know her. Name’s Kenji, and you are?
(Brea): Not interested.
(Kenji): Not interested. Quite the exotic name. Is it Scandinavian?
(Nitsuj): Actually, its common sense asking you to kindly leave before she maces you in the face. Although I can’t help but feel the mace would be an improvement. Seriously, what am I looking at? Fist of the North Star is that way.
*Brea laughs at Nitsuj’s comment as Kenji gets up and leaves*
(Brea): Good show right there.
(Nitsuj): You don’t think it was too much do you?
(Brea): I don’t think it was enough. I’m Brea.
(Nitsuj): Nitsuj.
(Brea): Oh my God! The Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj. I’ve read your blogs. They’re so good and funny.
(Nitsuj): Thank you. Always great to meet a fan overseas.
(Brea): You know, I am a journalist. I would love to conduct an interview with you.
(Nitsuj): I’d be happy to. What say we do one right now. Preferably in a more private location. The smell of beer is starting to get to me.
*Brea and Nitsuj get up with Brea leading Nitsuj into a private tent area*
(Nitsuj): Well this is quite the nice setup.
(Brea): These tents are usually for couples.
(Nitsuj): Really? What are they used. . .for?
*Nitsuj turns around wide-eyed as he stares at Brea who is now standing in the middle of the tent wearing nothing but a blue striped bra and panties. She walks up to Nitsuj and pushes him onto the bed where she gets on top of him*
(Nitsuj): Well I guess that answers my question.
*Brea leans in to kiss Nitsuj on the cheek*
(Brea): I hope you don’t mind, but I prefer to have very deep and personal interviews.
(Nitsuj): Well, when in Rome.
*Brea closes in for a kiss on the lips until Nitsuj stops her with his index finger*
(Nitsuj): Said the otaku not easily aroused.
*Nitsuj pushes Brea off him*
(Nitsuj): Really, blue striped underwear? Do you take me for a fool? This totally doesn’t match your personality. A woman of your personality should be wearing something black*
(Baron): I couldn’t agree more.
*Shizuku punches Baron*
(Baron): Ow! Still recovering from a hangover here.
(Brea): Where’s that voice coming from?
*Nitsuj pulls an earpiece out of his ear which gets a shocked face from Brea*
(Brea): Don’t tell me they’ve been recording our whole conversation?
(Nitsuj): Yep. So don’t even think about trying to plead rape.
*Brea sits up and sighs*
(Brea): Alright, you beat me, what do you want?
(Nitsuj): A few weeks ago you posted a false article about anime on a site using a false name. Why?
(Brea): I was just following orders from the guy who told me to post it. He said he’d pay me and a few others a good amount if we posted articles badmouthing anime.
(Nitsuj): Who told you to post the article?
(Brea): I don’t remember, some middle-aged man with a trimmed beard wearing a suit and tie. I think he had the insignia of the conservative party. I think his name was Davis. Brodie Davis.
(Nitsuj): Brodie Davis?
*Brea’s phone begins to ring. Nitsuj allows her to answer it*
(Brea): Hello? Yes. No, it didn’t work, he saw right through me. Yeah, he’s here. It’s for you.
*Brea hands her phone over to Nitsuj*
(Brodie): Good evening Mr. Nitsuj.
(Nitsuj): Brodie Davis I assume?
(Brodie): Correct. I do hope you’ve been enjoying our fine country and the peace offering I gave you. Consider it an apology for my associates giving you such a hard time and their rude behavior. I tried to stop them, but they can be a rather rambunctious bunch.
(Nitsuj): It’s gonna take a lot more than this to get me to forgive. It was a good try though.
(Brodie): Come now Mr. Nitsuj, I’m trying to be civil here. The last thing I need is an internet celebrity found dead in the gutter. You came across something you shouldn’t have and poking your nose in stuff that doesn’t concern you. However, everything can be forgiven if you just get on a plane back to the U.S and forget everything you saw.
(Nitsuj): Sorry Mr. Davis but we’re past that point. I’m not gonna let you or the Order of Iustitia Socialis ban anime in the UK. So you’re stuck with me.
(Brodie): A pity. I really did want to solve this without violence.
*Brodie ends the call and Nitsuj sets the phone down and leaves the tent*
(Nitsuj): You guys hear all of that?
(Chris): Yep. I think we should get out of here.
(Nitsuj): Uh oh. I’ve got eyes watching me.
*Nitsuj sees a few men and women following him*
(Nitsuj): Don’t think we’ll be reaching the exits unnoticed.
(Kenji): I’ve got us covered. Head towards the stage area. We’re already here.
*Nitsuj arrives at the stage area where a dance floor has been set up and on stage is DJ Yung Bae playing Welcome to the Disco. Nitsuj jumps into the crowd which is dancing and going wild for Yung Bae and loses his pursuers. He meets up with the others shortly*
(Nitsuj): The Order of Iustitia Socialis is here. There’s no telling how many numbers they got here.
(Shizuku): Let’s make a run for it. They don’t stand a chance against us.
(Mira): No. If we cause a scene that’ll ruin the whole concert. It’ll only shine a more negative light on the anime community.
(Nitsuj): Mira’s right. If we want to go wild we have to do it outside.
(Chris): So what’s our plan?
(Kenji): We need a distraction. Nitsuj, you and I will act as bait. The rest of you will sneak out of here.
(Yin-Yang): Wait, if anybody should be a distraction it should be us.
(Nitsuj): No, I’m their main target. They’ll come after me. You guys get Chris out of here and don’t worry about me. Let’s go Kenji.
*Nitsuj and Kenji leave the others where they make a break for an exit which captures the attention of the Order of Iustitia Socialis. They make it towards the exit and manage to leave with the Order of Iustitia Socialis right behind them and in front of them*
(Kenji): Alright, I think we’re at a safe distance. Let’s go wild.
*Kenji and Nitsuj quickly take down the members of the Order of Iustitia Socialis in front of them and make their way to the main streets where they run into an officer*
(Kenji): Officer please help us!
(Nitsuj): There’s these crazy social justice warriors trying to kill us.
(Officer): Social justice warriors? Say no more. Get in.
*Nitsuj and Kenji get into the back of the police car*
(Nitsuj): Glad to see things finally going our way.
*Before Nitsuj and Kenji can relax, the officer handcuffs them together*
(Officer): You know too much.
(Kenji): Oh come on~!
(Nitsuj): You guys have infiltrated the police as well?
(Officer): All forms of society must be cleansed. You really should have taken Mr. Davis’s offer. Now, you’re on our shit list.
(Kenji): Well seeing as how it’s only him you want; I’ll be on my way then.
(Nitsuj): Way to sell out your student, you bastard.
(Officer): I don’t think so. Don’t think we haven’t noticed you snooping around our operations in the past. You’re on the shit list as well.
(Kenji): Well shoot.
*The officer starts the car and drives them off to the nearest prison center*