*Nitsuj and Kenji are still handcuffed to each other and are now in HMP Lewes. Nitsuj and Kenji are sitting in an interrogation room patiently while singing Judgement from Yakuza 0 as they wait to be interrogated*
(Nitsuj): Woah~ oh~ oh~, we are bad boys.
(Kenji): Waru ni nokosareta. NO to iu na no. JUSTICE! WOW, BREAKIN’ THE LAW BREAKIN’ THE WORLD kowase~!
(Nitsuj): Breaking the world!
(Nitsuj and Kenji): Kirisake TENDERNESS!
(Kenji): WOW, BREAKIN’ THE RULE! Roppou zensho ja shibarenai!
(Nitsuj): Breaking the world!
(Kenji): Hanran bunshi sa! Furiageta!
(Nitsuj): Oi!
(Kenji): Nigiri kobushi ga oretachi no. Yes~, ga oretachi no. JUDGEMENT!
(Nitsuj): Yeah~ we nailed it.
*Nitsuj and Kenji begin to laugh amongst themselves as two men enter the room with unamused looks on their faces*
(Interrogator 1): Having fun I see.
(Nitsuj): Oh come on guys. Lighten up, it’s an interrogation, have some fun.
(Interrogator 2): Quite. You two have a visitor.
*In walks a tall man in a business suit with a long beard and black hair with strands of grey hair*
(Well Dressed Man): Good evening gentlemen. I believe the older gentleman is Kenji while the younger one is Nitsuj whom I spoke with earlier. A pleasure to me you both. I am Brodie Davis.
(Nitsuj): So, we finally get a chance to meet.
(Brodie): Indeed. It’s unfortunate we had to meet under these circumstances. If you would have taken my deal earlier, this all could have been avoided.
(Nitsuj): And if your men didn’t attack me, I would have gone about my business and left you alone.
(Brodie): That was a move made without my consent or knowledge. As far as men go, myself and the Order of Iustitia Socialis are simply associates aiming for the same thing, the removal of anime from our fair country.
(Nitsuj): Why? I can understand the Order of Iustitia Socialis wanting to ban anime, but I don’t understand why you want to do it. I consider myself to be a good judge of character and after talking with you on the phone and now meeting you face to face, I just don’t sense any malice or hatred for anime. All I’m sensing is indifference. You don’t hate anime, but at the same time you don’t get it.
(Brodie): Do you have children Nitsuj?
(Nitsuj): No sir, I’m not married. Although, I would love to have them some day.
(Brodie): Well I do and let’s just say they change your world. I have 3 children. 2 boys 1 girl. My oldest son is a lawyer, my daughter is a sophomore in college studying to become a teacher, and my youngest son is 13 years old who loves futbol. He is also an avid fan of anime and frequents your site a number of times. At first, I didn’t really care about anime. It wasn’t distracting him from his studies nor was it interfering with his life. Ever since he was little it was always my dream to get him into politics. He had the mind, the determination, and fortitude to make it and go further than I ever could have hoped for. He was completely okay with this as well as he showed an interest in politics and quickly grasped the concept of laws and principles. However, one day he said something that struck me to my nerve. As we were out at a party one day, he came up to me and other politicians saying he was no longer interested in going into politics. Instead, he wanted to become an artist and write his own stories. As I stood there shocked by this information, I looked into the eyes of my fellow politicians who just laughed it off. In truth, they were laughing at me. Oh~ how they all got a kick out of it. I wanted to know what caused this change, so I snuck into his room and peeked into his laptop where he favorited two pages from your site. I believe it was Shonen Ideas. I quickly put the pieces together and figured out that your ideas inspired him to go off and create his own story. This brings us back to your question. You’re right, I have no disdain for anime. However, I do have a disdain for you personally. Because of your actions my son has chosen a path of uncertainty and so I will hurt you by attacking the one thing you love the most, anime. I will work to get anime banned from the UK so that nobody else gets tricked by you and when that vote goes through and all anime is banned from the UK, I will make you the reason why it was banned and thus you will have made an enemy of Europe.
(Kenji): Wow. That’s quite the story. So, just out of curiosity what’s the reason for the Order’s dislike of anime?
(Interrogator 1): Your genre of entertainment disgusts us. A man being falsely accused of rape, an actual rape scene in SAO, a genderbent episode of men turning into girls and getting laid, a main protagonist being a skeleton who kills adventurers, sexualizing women, Goblin Slayer, and Redo of Healer. What the hell is this?
(Kenji): Alright, so anime is colorful. Sue us! But that’s still no reason for you to ban it. Besides, what gives you guys the right to decide what’s kosher and not?
(Interrogator 2): Years of longevity, political power, and self-entitlement.
(Interrogator 1): You can pretty much get away with anything if you whine enough. Like they say, it’s better to be loud then to be right.
(Nitsuj): And isn’t that what life is all about?
*Everyone there’s blankly at Nitsuj*
(Nitsuj): Entitlement to what we want and deserve? And talking, and breathing, and eating and speech. I don’t know when and I don’t know how, but somewhere PC took over our culture. Don’t you see what it’s done to our society? It’s made it where everything we say can offend someone. In the past if you had beef with someone you settled it with your fists or in private and that would be the end of it. Just you and whoever, and no one else. Now, instead of facing each other, we just go online and talk trash about them and get everyone involved in our little disputes. We hide behind our personas online believing that we’re invincible and nobody can touch us. Ah~ you never forget your senior year of high school. You think me and anime are wrong? Well the only thing we’re wrong for is believing in the freedom of speech and not being afraid to offend someone in order to show a point or provide entertainment to get you invested into the characters, their world, their situation, and making you feel sympathy for them. We get painted as the bad guys because a bunch of scumbags, trolls, nincompoops, poorly informed, and easily offended babies can’t handle a little realism in their stories or accept someone else’s opinion that doesn’t line up with theirs. Making each day as pleasant as walking down a sidewalk with golden thumbtacks all while barefooted. Or even if you do get lucky and create something that doesn’t grab their attention and is considered kosher by the masses all it takes is one idiot troll to say something and the whole internet becomes a flame war over something stupid such as a character’s name or giving a character that everyone hates a chance to redeem himself and become a better person. Not that it matters as in only a few days they’ll move on to complain about something else that’s stupid and nonsensical not knowing that the damage to the author and other parties involved has been done and that the only thing missing it needs to make it complete is a visit from the president to declare this a disaster area. But even with all of this, with all this! I still wake up in the morning and proudly post a blog every week knowing that whatever I put up will be funny, informative, and offer a second opinion to people who are looking to be entertained. And if any self-entitled troll takes issue with it I won’t care because I have a life and have better things to do than humor some poor sap on the internet desperate for attention. So, does anybody anywhere wonder why I seem so unhinged and deranged when it comes to creative freedom and speech!?
*Everyone just stares with their jaws open shocked at Nitsuj’s rant*
(Nitsuj): *Chuckles* It’s probably nothing you guys haven’t heard a thousand times before.
(Brodie): Yes, well, I’m willing to give you one last chance to walk out of this in one piece. Leave London tonight and never post a blog again.
(Nitsuj): If running away means never being allowed to speak my mind and say what I want, I’d rather die with my held head up with no regrets.
(Kenji): Well said. I couldn’t agree more.
*Kenji smiles contently*
(Brodie): Then it looks like we have nothing more to discuss. I leave them to you.
*Brodie leaves the room as the interrogators pull out weapons. The first one pulls out a taser and the second one pulls out a knife*
(Interrogator 1): When we’re through with you. You’ll be begging us to let you die.
*When the interrogators get close to Nitsuj and Kenji they both spray green mist into the eyes of the interrogators. Both guys scream out in pain and drop their weapons. Nitsuj grabs the taser and shocks one of the interrogators who falls to the ground twitching while Kenji throws the other interrogator through the glass window on the far end of the room. The interrogator lands on another officer who was in the room monitoring the situation and gets knocked out. Nitsuj and Kenji jump into the room and grab the interrogator*
(Nitsuj): Give us the key!
(Kenji): Nitsuj! Manners!
(Nitsuj): You’re right! Sorry! Please give us the key!
*While Nitsuj and Kenji were distracted they failed to notice the interrogator that was tased pull a lever to alert everyone in the building of an emergency*
(Kenji): No time for the key. We’ve gotta run.
*Nitsuj and Kenji leave the room quickly and run down the hall where they come to the end and have a choice between going left or right. The left leads to the stairs while the right leads to the fire escape*
(Nitsuj and Kenji): This way!
*Nitsuj and Kenji run in the opposite direction of each other and fall down*
(Nitsuj and Kenji): Okay, I’ll follow you.
*Nitsuj and Kenji once again go in the opposite direction of each other and fall down*
(Kenji): Alright. Rock, paper, scissors now.
*Kenji and Nitsuj play rock, paper scissors with Kenji winning*
(Kenji): Alright. We’ll take the fire escape.
*Nitsuj and Kenji run to the fire escape and escape out of the building onto the streets where they run away as they begin to hear sirens not too far from them*