(Nitsuj): Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well I’m back in my original location. (Isis): And I got done teaching the Jack Brothers a lesson. (Nitsuj): Let’s continue the review and return to the terrifying world of Attack on Titan. Opening and Ending Theme (Isis): For the second half of the anime we get a […]
Author Archive: Nitsuj
Project #156: Attack on Titan Part 1
Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. *Nitsuj gets up and runs out of the room and out of the house. He goes next door to the Jack Brothers’ house and barges his way in.* (Jack Frost): Nitsuj? (Nitsuj): Jack Frost. Pyro Jack. Perfect. Close the blinds. (Pyro Jack): What’s going on here? (Nitsuj): It’s Isis. […]
Project #155: Mekakucity Actors
(Nitsuj): Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Let’s make this quick, Mekakucity Actors wasn’t a good anime. End of review bye. *Nitsuj tries to leave but Mira forces him to sit back down* (Mira): Oh no you don’t you’re seeing this all the way through and this anime didn’t suck this was a good anime […]
Project #154: Equestria Girls: Friendship Games
*Another week has passed and Nitsuj is back in the courtroom* (Bailiff): The case of Bronies vs Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj will now continue. (Sopa): Good day to you Mr. Nitsuj. Today is the big day. I hope you’ve prepared yourself for what’s to come. (Nitsuj): I have your honor. These last […]
Project #153: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks
*1 week has passed and Nitsuj is back in the courtroom* (Bailiff): The case of Bronies vs Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj will now continue. (Sopa): Welcome back Mr. Nitsuj. I trust that you are ready to continue the trial. (Nitsuj): Yes your honor. I had plenty of time to watch the movie […]
Project #152: Equestria Girls
*You are in a courtroom where Nitsuj is on trial* (Bailiff): All rise for the honorable Judge Sopa. *Everyone rises as Judge Sopa enters the room and enters the judge’s box.* (Sopa): Thank you. Please be seated. Today’s case is the Bronies vs Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj. Mr. Nitsuj please enter the […]
Project #151: Kiki’s Delivery Service
*The UPS man rings Nitsuj’s doorbell to deliver a package and walks away leaving the package on the doorstep. The door gets answered by Chibi Isis.* (Chibi Isis): Thank you UPS-san. *Chibi Isis takes the package in and opens it to reveal a DVD of Kiki’s Delivery Service. Excited by this Chibi Isis […]
Project #150: Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance
Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well it’s been a while since I reviewed a harem anime so let’s review one today. The question is which one? Chibi, please bring out the Wheel of Harem. *Chibi Isis brings out the Wheel of Harem* Thank you. Care to give it a spin? (Chibi Isis): Sure. Chibi Isis spins […]
Project #149: School Days
Hello and welcome Project Nitsuj. The time has come at last my friends to reveal the true definition of horror and this horror comes in the form of an anime by the name of School Days. While School Days isn’t necessarily a horror-based anime it’s so bad and such a pain to sit through that […]
Project #148: Tokyo Ghoul √A
(Seras): Hello, Seras here and welcome to Project Nitsuj. I’ve come once again to review Tokyo Ghoul where the second reason takes a huge detour from the original manga. The second season came out at the beginning of 2015 done again by Pierrot where instead of following the events of the manga the second season […]