*Nitsuj walks through the house while humming the opening to ACCA 13 when all of a sudden someone throws a DVD through his window. He goes to see the DVD and gets a shocked look in his eyes when he sees the movie is the MLP Movie* (Nitsuj): Oh come on! This isn’t even an […]

*Nitsuj is in the car driving back from Meijer with Mira and Yin-Yang* (Mira): So just out of curiosity, what are you going with the Equestria movie Nitsuj? (Nitsuj): Nothing. (Yin-Yang): Well you gotta do something with it, you can’t just ignore it. (Nitsuj): Yes I can. As long as nobody knows I have it […]

*Another week has passed and Nitsuj is back in the courtroom*   (Bailiff): The case of Bronies vs Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj will now continue.   (Sopa): Good day to you Mr. Nitsuj. Today is the big day. I hope you’ve prepared yourself for what’s to come.   (Nitsuj): I have your honor. These last […]

*1 week has passed and Nitsuj is back in the courtroom*   (Bailiff): The case of Bronies vs Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj will now continue.   (Sopa): Welcome back Mr. Nitsuj. I trust that you are ready to continue the trial.   (Nitsuj): Yes your honor. I had plenty of time to watch the movie […]

*You are in a courtroom where Nitsuj is on trial*   (Bailiff): All rise for the honorable Judge Sopa.   *Everyone rises as Judge Sopa enters the room and enters the judge’s box.*   (Sopa): Thank you. Please be seated. Today’s case is the Bronies vs Nitsuj of Project Nitsuj. Mr. Nitsuj please enter the […]