5 Hours At Mattie’s

*Sorry for the delay. Had to handle an emergency at work this morning*

*It’s the day after Halloween and Nitsuj along with the AI girls and the Jack Bros. are in a court room*

(Nitsuj): Urgh, second worst Halloween ever.

(Mira): What! How is this possibly better than the cyber werewolves?

(Shizuku): Cyber werewolves? I thought the Poltergeist was the worst.

(Chibi Isis): No, it’s gotta be the evil chibis.

(Bailiff): Quiet in the court. The case of Mattie’s House of International Food vs Project Nitsuj will now begin. Presiding over this case, the honorable Judge Sopa.

(Sopa): Just a moment. Will the Jack Bros. please remove their hats in my courtroom?

(Baron): The Principality of Jack does not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges signifies an admiralty court, an admiralty court signifies a naval court martial. Me and my brother cannot be court martialed twice, that is all.

(Corbin): Furthermore-

(Sopa): Bailiff, gag them both.

*The bailiff walks up to the Jack Bros. with duct tape and gags their mouths shut with it. Once he gets done gagging both of them, he removes their hats, and drops them on the table*

(Seras): Well, so far court has been enjoyable. I don’t understand why people hate coming here.

(Sopa): This must be a mistake. According to this, Nitsuj along with his companions burnt down Mattie’s House of International Food committing arson and destroyed the animatronic mascots of Mattie’s House of International Food.

(Plantiff): That he did your honor. This man along with his associates not only committed arson but also destroyed the beloved animatronics of Mattie such as Mattie the rabbit, Maci the fox, Bernard the owl, Tobi the racoon, Caesar the bear, Miles the dear, and Ricky the cat with Daisy the squirrel missing. Their actions not only caused my client Mr. Paul McGuire owner and founder of Mattie millions of dollars in damages alone but also endangered the lives of both adults and children. We demand that Nitsuj pay for the damages, be thrown in jail for his crimes, the AI girls deleted as they are a threat to human safety, and the Jack Bros. deported back to the Principality of Jack to receive a fitting punishment for their crimes.

(Sopa): Woah. That’s quite the opening statement. Do the defendants have anything to say.

(Reaper): We do your honor. We plead not guilty on all these charges presented by the plaintiff. What happened last night was an act of self-defense and nothing more.

(Sopa): Self-defense? Care to explain?

(Reaper): Master, you’re up. Just tell them the events of last night as best as you can.

*Nitsuj nods his head and stands up*

(Sopa): Mr. Nitsuj I must be honest with you, after looking over this case I really don’t see how you and your associates are innocent. Eyewitnesses say you and your associates openly fought against the lovable animatronic mascots of Mattie and police say they saw a tank of gasoline near you while the building was on fire. No matter how I look at this you are guilty.

(Nitsuj): No! That’s bullshit! I didn’t burn down any buildings. I admit me and the others fought the animatronics, but they started it and it was act of survival.

(Sopa): Than please explain.

(Nitsuj): Gladly. It was Halloween night and we decided to do something different rather than go out Trick or Treating.

*Flashback begins*

*Nitsuj is in his car dressed as Sans from Undertale driving the others to Mattie with Chibi Isis dressed up as Sakura from Street Fighter. Aside from the Jack Bros., everyone else is also wearing a costume. Shizuku is dressed up as Ryu, Yin-Yang as Ibuki, Seras as Akuma, Isis as Chun-Li, Mira as Viper, and Yume as Juri. They pull into Mattie’s parking lot where judging by the number of cars the place was packed*

(Nitsuj): See guys, 7:00, I told you I get us here on time.

(Yume): This place is really packed tonight.

(Isis): What did you expect? Kids show up wearing a costume, they get their meal for free, and the adults get half off on their meal. It’s a win-win for the whole family. How are you feeling Chibi?

(Chibi Isis): Tranquilo.

(Shizuku): I say she’s feeling good.

(Nitsuj): You guys head on in while I find a parking spot.

*Nitsuj drives off to find a parking where he manages to find one and park safely*

(Nitsuj): *Deep breath* I really don’t wanna be here.

*Flashback pauses*

(Sopa): So let me get this straight, you went to eat at a place that you knowingly didn’t like?

(Nitsuj): Yes sir.

(Sopa): Why, what do you have against Mattie? It features over 1000 dishes from all over the world.

(Nitsuj): Have you ever eaten there; the food’s terrible. The rice is either undercooked or overcooked, their meat is low quality, and those animatronics. Fuck those things.

(Paul): Hey! Those animatronics were the latest in family entertainment. The customers loved them and everything.

(Nitsuj): Man look at those motherfuckers! They looked like demons sent from Hell. They have the eyes of murderers.

(Plantiff): As you can see your honor, this man hated the place and had every intention on destroying it.

(Nitsuj): Objection! I had every intention of going there and having a good time with my friends and causing no trouble.

*Flashback resumes*

*Nitsuj makes it to the restaurant where he opens the door for an elderly employee about the leave*

(Elderly employee): Mighty kind of you to do that young man.

(Nitsuj): My pleasure sir. Have a good a night.

(Elderly employee): Oh I will. You’d best be staying shortly now. The animatronics tend to get a little mean at night.

(Nitsuj): They seem nice right now.

(Elderly employee): Oh they’re nice. . .for now.

*The elderly employee takes his leave as Nitsuj enters the restaurant where he sees kids are playing around and adults chatting with each other. Nitsuj manages to find the others at a table and joins them. On his way there he gets blocked by Mattie the rabbit*

(Mattie): Hey there! Welcome to Mattie’s House of International Food. I’m Mattie!

(Nitsuj): Yeah, yeah and I’m Carman San Diego. Guess where I am?

*Nitsuj walks past Mattie and makes it to the others*

(Mira): Oh good you found us. We were just about to start off with drinks.

(Nitsuj): Great. I’ll take a 7up.

(Yin-Yang): Same here.

(Mira): Water.

(Isis): Sunkist.

(Yume): Vernors.

(Chibi Isis): Root beer.

(Shizuku): Root beer.

(Baron): RC.

(Corbin): Big Red.

(Seras): . . .Water.

(Waitress): Coming right up.

(Mira): You alright Seras. You hesitated there for a second.

(Seras): Sorry, I was a little bit distracted by that owl over there.

*Everybody turns around to see Bernard entertaining some kids*

(Seras): For a short minute it was staring directly at me, like it wanted to attack me or something.

(Yume): She is not the only one who has this feeling. These animatronics are rather strange.

(Nitsuj): Yeah, now you guys know why I didn’t wanna come to this place, these animatronics are freaky. Look at Tobi over there.

(Tobi): Now, now you hooligans, you get on out of here. Shoo~ shoo~. The only allowed to cause trouble around is me.

*Tobi was shooing a bunch of kids away from the kitchen area while his eyes glowed a scary shade of red. Once the kids were away, his eyes returned to a friendly white*

(Nitsuj): What was that all about?

(Shizuku): Oh I’ll tell you what that was about.

*Flashback pauses*

(Shizuku): Freddie virus.

(Sopa): Freddie virus?

(Shizuku): I’ve seen it once before in Chuckie from Chuckie Cheese, and I saw it in that racoon. You may think Five Nights at Freddie’s was just a game but oh no, it’s a real thing. It completely takes over the machine and turns it into a murderous psychopath who once it gets a taste for blood it won’t stop. Once one machine gets it you can bet it’ll spread to the rest of the pact like a wildfire. Mindlessly killing and slaughtering to sate their thirst for blood only to find out it’s not enough and never will be enough. You guys may think animatronics have no life in their eyes but when their standing over you with a knife all you’re seeing is death and your own fear. Don’t seem so lifeless anymore now do they?

*Everyone stares at Shizuku with both fear and confusion*

(Paul): Okay, she’s full of shit.

(Shizuku): Wanna come closer and say that Pauley?

(Sopa): Order! Order!

*Sopa bangs his gavel*

(Sopa): Mr. Nitsuj, please continue with your story.

(Nitsuj): Gladly.

*Flashback resumes*

*As time went on Nitsuj and the others order their food which was mediocre at best. The animatronics went on stage and actually performed a song. The kids seemed to enjoy it and Chibi Isis was having a fun night which was all that mattered to Nitsuj. The time was now around 9pm and the group was thinking about calling it a night*

(Nitsuj): Okay guys, I think it’s time to call it a night. Just let me use the restroom and I’ll be ready to go.

*Nitsuj gets up and heads to the restroom when out of nowhere Miles trips Nitsuj and outright laughs at him. Nitsuj gets back up furious at what just happened and straight up slaps the animatronic*

(Nitsuj): Asshole. What was that all about?

(Miles): Howdy partner. I’m Miles the deer. Quick question, can you blush?

*Nitsuj stares blankly at Miles before chuckling and tackles Miles to the ground where a few employees pull Nitsuj off the animatronic and ask him what happened? As Nitsuj explains what happened, an employee goes to check on Miles where he gets cut by a knife courtesy of Miles who grabbed a knife from a nearby table. Miles tries to stab another employee but Nitsuj pushes her out of the way and stops the knife from stabbing him. As Nitsuj struggles to keep the knife from stabbing him in the eye he gets saved by Isis who puts her pistol to the back of his head*

(Isis): Looks like buck season came early.

*Isis fires her pistol which causes Miles to drop the knife and fall to the ground. When it seems like Miles was about to get back up Isis fires four more shots into the head area of Miles which causes him to shut down*

(Nitsuj): Thanks for the assistance Isis. Now let’s go.

(Mira): That might be a problem.

(Isis): What do you mean?

(Mira): Look at the entrance.

*Isis and Nitsuj look at the entrance to see that Caesar and Daisy have locked the doors with a steel pipe and the other animatronics were blocking up the emergency exits. Nitsuj, Isis, and Mira join up with the others to get a grasp of the situation*

(Seras): I’m starting to think Shizuku was right about this whole Freddie virus thing.

(Yume): Oh nonsense. I’m sure this is all a part of some new performance.

*The lights go off and a spotlight appears on stage as Mattie sits there playing on the guitar with his eyes red*

(Mattie): Hey everybody. It’s time to party with Mattie and his friends. Let’s play Escape Room. Try to escape the building while we try to catch you. If you get caught you’re out of the game. Permanently.

(Yume): Okay, this is looking bad.

*The animatronics soon begin charging at everyone with dangerous weapons as everyone scrambles to run away*

(Nitsuj): Girls, take out those animatronics. Jacks, help me get those doors open.

*The AI girls each attack a respective animatronic. Shizuku picks up a spoon and jumps into the air*

(Shizuku): Spoooooooooon~!

*Shizuku dives on top of Caesar the bear and tries to gouge out one of Caesar’s eyes*

(Shizuku): Gonna gouge your eye out and serve it on a plate of spaghetti.

(Caesar): Sounds good. But I rather have one with your blood as the sauce.

*Caesar swats the spoon away and manages to toss Shizuku off of him. In another part of the restaurant Yume is fighting Maci the fox using her lance while Maci keeps her at bay with a chain whip. Seras is trying to shoot down Bernard the owl who is flying throughout the restaurant with her crossbow*

(Bernard): Woohoo! I’m so happy you came at me. When I first laid eyes on you I decided right then and there that you would be the first person I’d kill.

(Seras): Is that why you were staring at me?

(Bernard): Yes. Your beautiful red eyes. Your well kept hair. Such perfection is wasted on a world such as this. As an artist I shall cement this beauty into my mind and save you from this world that is unworthy of you.

(Seras): Oh great an angsty artist whose vision isn’t understood by the world. Haven’t seen one of you since yesterday.

(Maci): How dare you come into my palace wearing those fake ears and tail. This place only needs one fox queen of beauty and that’s me. Now off with those things immediately.

(Yume): Sorry to disappoint you, but they’re the real thing.

(Maci): Don’t mock me. Take them off this instant or I shall rip them off myself.

*Maci swings her chain whip at Yume who dodges the attack easily. As Seras and Yume are having their fights, the others are having their own troubles. Yin-Yang is fighting against Tobi the racoon, Mira is busy dodging Daisy the squirrel who is swinging a sledgehammer at her, and Isis and Chibi Isis are hiding behind a counter from Ricky the cat who is throwing knives at them*

(Ricky): You blue-haired whore! I’ll make you pay for what you did to Miles.

(Isis): Geez, I didn’t know Ricky and Miles were so close.

(Chibi Isis): Yeah I always shipped Ricky with Daisy. Which one do you think is the bottom in the relationship Nee-chan?

(Isis): Well given their personalities, I picture Ricky as the bottom. Miles did have the antlers which displayed his alpha male persona.

(Ricky): I’m not a bottom! Also, I like girls.

*Back with Shizuku, she and Caesar are having a fist fight with Caesar getting the best of her with his bear punches. He manages to jab punch Shizuku in the face*

(Shizuku): Ha! Is that all you got?

*Caesar jab punches her again*

(Shizuku): Is that all you got?

*Caesar jab punches her again*

(Shizuku): Is that all you got?

*Caesar jab punches her again*

(Shizuku): Is that got ya all?

*Shizuku begins to stumble from the multiple punches. Caesar picks Shizuku and begins to squeeze her body into a bear hug*

(Shizuku): No! Not the bear hug! GAHHHH~!

*After Caesar squeezes Shizuku a number of times, he tosses her into the kitchen door where she lands just short of the kitchen counter and in front of a bunch of chefs who were totally unaware of what was going on in the restaurant*

(Shizuku): Run for your lives! There’s a bunch of animatronics going 5 Nights At Freddie’s on us out there.

(Chefs): AHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

*All the chefs run out of the kitchen back door screaming*

(Shizuku): I know, scary right?

*Shizuku spots a plate of risotto and decides to taste it*

(Shizuku): Eww~, you burnt the risotto. And where is the lamb sauce?

*Before Shizuku can find the lamb sauce, Caesar busts into the room and headbutts Shizuku before tossing her back through the kitchen door and send her flying through a table*

(Caesar): You’re done little lady. Let me give you a hug to snap that spine in two for you*

(Shizuku): I ain’t done yet, damn it!

*Shizuku slams her fist on the ground and a red aura soon envelops her body. At first Caesar is shocked by this, but regains his composure and charges at Shizuku where this time she blocks his punch and rips off his arm*

(Caesar): You’re gonna punch me multiple times right now aren’t you?

(Shizuku): Yep.

*Shizuku begins to punch Caesar multiple times in a rapid succession and finishes him off with Shoryuken which sends his head flying in the air where it lands on a plate of spaghetti*

(Shizuku): Now that is one big meatball.

*Back with Isis and Chibi Isis. They continue to dodge Ricky’s knife throws with Isis trying to shoot him but not being able to get a good shot in due to him constantly moving with his cat agility. As Isis and Chibi Isis take cover behind a table, Isis begins to load her gun with Chibi Isis’s wind magic bullets*

(Chibi Isis): He just moved behind that pillar to our right Nee-chan.

(Isis): No problem.

*Isis comes out from her cover and fires 15 shots which come no closer to hitting Ricky or the pillar and instead just hit the wall where the bullets get stuck*

(Ricky): Ha! That wasn’t even close!

(Isis): Chibi, make it rain on this fool.

*Chibi Isis begins to chant binary codes. All of a sudden the bullets begin to glow green and they pull themselves from the wall only to ricochet off of various surfaces before they all hit Ricky. Ricky falls to the floor in pain where Isis and Chibi Isis run to him*

(Ricky): At least end me like Miles.

(Chibi Isis): Knew it!

(Ricky): We’re just fri-

*Isis shoots Ricky in the head 4 times to finish him off*

(Isis): Stop lying to yourself.

*Seras continues to try and shoot down Bernard but keeps missing. Bernard manages to get behind Seras and picks her up with his talons. This causes Seras to drop her crossbow*

(Bernard): Woohoo! What a lovely night for a flight.

(Seras): Personally, I prefer the ground.

*Seras pulls out another crossbow which catches Bernard by surprise. Seras shoots Bernard in the wings which causes him to release Seras. Seras lands on the ground safely while Bernard crashes into the ground. Seras puts away her crossbow as a black aura begins to surround her*

(Seras): Crash a thousand times. Raging Virus: Instant Hell Crash!

*Within an instant the whole restaurant goes dark with the only thing being heard is Seras pummeling away at Bernard. The total darkness lasted for about 6 seconds and when the lights came back on Seras stood triumphantly over the destroyed body of Bernard*

(Seras): The weight of your system crashes was heavier than I thought.

(Yin-Yang): Why the hell did the lights go off?

(Tobi): No idea. But hey, it gave me plenty of time to grab this!

*Tobi pulls out Yin-Yang’s katana. The same katana she got from Miguel*

(Tobi): This is a very fancy katana. Where’d you get it from?

*Yin-Yang clutches her fist as sparks begins to fly from it*

(Yin-Yang): You have no idea the ass kicking you just signed yourself up for.

(Tobi): Oh what are you going to do?

*In a flash, Yin-Yang kicks the katana out of Tobi’s hand and into the air. Tobi tries to punch her but she ducks and gets him into the air before disappearing and appearing right above him. Yin-Yang does various hand signs which allows lightening to gather into her hand*

(Yin-Yang): Wolf ninja arts: Kachoraitoningu (Elegant Lightning)!

*Yin-Yang unleashes the blast of lightning which splits Tobi in two. Yin-Yang lands on the ground in time to catch her katana*

(Yin-Yang): Ōkami o dainashi ni shimasu. Kiba ga deru (You mess with the wolf. You get the fangs).

*Yume continues to fight against Maci where Maci grabs Yume’s lance with her chain whip and tosses it to the side. Feeling confident, Maci tries to whip Yume with the chain only for Yume to dodge the attack, grab the chain, and cut it with her katana*

(Maci): No! How did you-

(Yume): I could have defeated you at any time. But I wanted to know why you were so gung-ho about trying to kill me. To think you had such shallow reasons. Fox-wisp light!

*Yume quickly closes the gap between her and Maci. Yume drives her sword through the chest of Maci as her fox fire melts her*

(Maci): It may have been shallow to you. But it was all I had.

*Maci soon burns away and Yume sheaths her sword before going to pick up her spear*

(Mira): Well it seems like everyone is wrapping up their fights and Nitsuj and the Jacks have gotten everyone to safety which means it’s time for me to finish things up as well.

(Daisy): You wish. You’ve done nothing except dodge my attacks.

(Mira): And you’ve done nothing but miss. May I recommend something lighter?

*Daisy gets mad and tries to charge at Mira with the sledgehammer only to collapse to the ground*

(Daisy): My legs! I can’t move my legs!

(Mira): Of course not. Even an animatronic body has its limits. If you would have conserved and focused your energy you wouldn’t have run into this problem.

*Mira places her hand on Daisy’s face and using her cyber threads to shut Daisy down with ease*

(Mira): Now let’s see what’s under the hood.

*Mira begins to search the memory banks of Daisy and discovers a shocking secret*

(Mira): No way!

*While all this fighting is going on, Nitsuj and the Jacks manage to break open the doors and get everyone to safety. As everyone gets to their cars and starts to drive off Nitsuj looks back at the restaurant and spots Mattie up on the second floor by a window mouthing something to Nitsuj. Nitsuj reads his lips and finds out that Mattie was asking him if he blushes*

(Nitsuj): Okay.

*Nitsuj goes to his car, opens up the trunk and pulls out his swords*

(Corbin): Nitsuj what are doing?

(Nitsuj): Going to a hunt me a rabbit. Stay here.

*As Nitsuj goes back into the restaurant, the AI girls come out the back carrying the body of Daisy. They make their way back to Nitsuj’s car to meet up with the Jack Bros.*

(Baron): Woah! Quite the souvenir you guys got there.

(Shizuku): Yeah, why are we taking this thing with us again?

(Mira): I’ll explain later. Where’s Nitsuj?

(Corbin): You just missed him. He went back inside. Said he was going to hunt a rabbit.

(Isis): Oh no.

(Mira): I’m sure Nitsuj can take care of himself.

(Yin-Yang): Guys, I smell something.

*Nitsuj enters the abandoned restaurant and makes his way up to the second floor which is usually reserved for private parties. He enters the room where he saw Mattie from the window*

(Nitsuj): Alright you animatronic cracker! Show me what you can do.

*Mattie comes from behind Nitsuj swinging an axe but Nitsuj blocks the attack with ease and pushes Mattie back*

(Mattie): So you finally showed up. I was starting to get bored.

(Nitsuj): And I see you’re giving off a genuine smile.

(Mattie): You scared?

(Nitsuj): Actually, it’s quite refreshing. Your other smile was fake as hell. I finally get to see the true Mattie. To put it bluntly, I’m not impressed.

(Mattie): Oh but you will be.

(Nitsuj): Before we do this answer me this one question, do you know fear?

(Mattie): I’m gonna say no.

(Nitsuj): You will. It’s a beautiful night outside. Kids are trick or treating. The moon is out. On nights like these, animatronic monstrosities like you. . .should be burning in Hell! Dark Twin sword style: Megalovania First Form!

*Nitsuj closes in on Mattie within a second and unleashes a fury of attacks which completely destroys Mattie. His destroyed body soon comes flying out the window with Nitsuj*

(Nitsuj): Oh, I did not think this all the way through. Huh?

*Nitsuj looks down and sees the AI girls and the Jack Bros. are holding out a tarp with him to land safely in*

(Shizuku): Show us how manly you can be boss?

*Smiling, Nitsuj closes his eyes and does a free fall where he lands safely in the tarp*

(Nitsuj): Good catch everyone.

(Mira): Nitsuj, you’re not going to believe what I just discovered.

*Suddenly sirens can be heard*

(Yin-Yang): Late again.

(Nitsuj): Holy shit, is that a fire?

*Nitsuj turns around to see that Mattie’s is on fire*

(Seras): Took you long enough to realize that.

(Chibi Isis): Hey guys, where did this tank of gasoline come from?

*Everyone looks to the side to see the tank as the parking lot fills up with fire trucks and police cars*

(Nitsuj): Oh boy. Everyone on the ground with your hands over your head.

*Nitsuj and the AI girls get on the ground chest first and put their hands over their head*

(Baron): Why, we haven’t done anything. I’m sure if we explain everything to the cops they’ll-

*Baron and Corbin get tackled to the ground*

*Flashback ends*

(Nitsuj): After that you guys hauled us away, kept us for the night, and here we are in this courtroom.

(Sopa): So you’re telling me this whole incident was the result of a bunch of animatronics going homicidal and trying to kill you?

(Nitsuj): Yes. Bottom line, you got the wrong guys and we can prove it. Mira.

(Mira): Right. Defense calls Rodney Piper to the stand.

*In walks the elderly employee that Nitsuj met last night. He makes his way to the booth and sits down after giving his oath*

(Reaper): Mr. Piper, you’ve been employed with Mattie’s since it opened am I correct?

(Rodney): Yes sir. Been there as a maintenance guy. My job is to keep the animatronics in good shape and make sure they’re working right.

(Reaper): Good, good. Alright guys, bring it in.

*Police officers bring in the body of Daisy the squirrel and begin hooking her up to a TV*

(Reaper): Tell me, does this look familiar?

(Rodney): Yeah, that’s Daisy the squirrel.

(Reaper): Correct. Now tell me, does this video ring any bells for you?

*A video begins to play on the TV which shows Rodney doing maintenance on Daisy*

(Rodney): Paul, you lousy son of a bitch. He thinks he can treat me any way he wants. Well not anymore.

*Rodney begins to upload a software program into Daisy*

(Rodney): You’re gonna get what’s coming to you Paul. Come Halloween night, your life becomes a living hell. I’ve already uploaded the program into the others except for Mattie and unfortunately there’s no time to get him. Oh well, I guess the others will have to do.

*Video ends*

(Reaper): Your honor, this video shows evidence of Mr. Piper tampering with the animatronics which caused them to go on a murderous rampage.

(Plantiff): Objection. For all we know that footage could have been altered. We all saw the animatronic in the back of Nitsuj’s car.

(Reaper): And how exactly could they have altered the footage without a computer? These animatronics record everything even when they’re getting maintenance done on them. You can watch every video and you won’t find Nitsuj or any of the others tampering with Daisy. Even footage from the locations surrounding Mattie’s just shows the girls putting the animatronic in the back of the car and nothing else. Don’t you think it’s about time we heard the truth Mr. Piper or should I call you Edward Pippins?

(Rodney): Ugh~ fine you got me! I did it! I turned the animatronics into murderous machines to get back at Paul.

(Nitsuj): But why?

(Edward): Because he took it all from me. Isn’t that right Paul?

*Paul sits there quietly not making eye contact with Edward*

(Paul): I don’t know what you’re talking about Eddie.

(Edward): You know exactly what I’m talking about! Mattie’s International House of Food was my idea! I designed the concept and the characters for the restaurant and you stole them from me. You took all of our money, skipped town, found other investors, and passed the idea off as your own. Because of you I was penniless and my wife left me for it. I vowed to get revenge on you then and there, but no ordinary revenge would be enough. No, I wanted to make sure you lost everything just like me. I changed my looks so you wouldn’t recognize me and got a new identity so that I could sneak into your establishment and corrupt the machines. I’d programmed them to kill only one person. Imagine, animatronics killing a guest. There’s no way you would be able to recover from that.

(Nitsuj): And neither would the families of those who were killed.

(Edward): A necessary loss to expose a greater evil.

(Sopa): Edward Pippins, you’re under arrest for attempted murder and false identity under oath. Get him out of my courtroom.

*Police officers take Edward Pippins away*

(Paul): Fine! So it was self-defense. However, they still burnt down my restaurant.

(Mira): Oh I think not. Show the other video.

*The Reaper puts in another video which shows security camera footage of the restaurant where Paul starts a fire after everyone was out of the restaurant*

(Mira): That fire was started by you Paul in order to get insurance money. I did some digging and found out you put down a large sum of money for fire insurance. You knew that once word got out about what happened last night you wouldn’t be able to recover, so you tried to make the best of the situation and flee with your insurance money. Am I right?

*Paul tries to flee the courtroom but gets stopped by the officers by the door who handcuff him*

(Nitsuj): Alright, so there you have it. Edward Pippins made the animatronics go crazy and try to kill in order to get revenge and Paul McGuire set the place on fire to get insurance money. Like I said, we’re not your guys.

(Sopa): Apparently not. Court finds Project Nitsuj not guilty. Case dismissed.

*Sopa bangs his gavel and everyone starts to leave. Some time passes and everyone is back at Nitsuj’s house celebrating their victory*

(Nitsuj): Yeah! The sweet taste of freedom. Good job Mira and Reaper. You really saved our butts this time.

(Mira): Well only half of it. If it wasn’t for Yin-Yang smelling that fire, chances are Paul would have gotten us so she deserves some credit for this victory as well.

(Chibi Isis): But there’s one thing I don’t get. Edward corrupted all of them except for Mattie. If that’s the case, why did he try to kill Nii-chan?

(Nitsuj): My guess, Mattie was always a psychopath deep down. Dealing with kids all day every day can be stressful and over time he went crazy. He wanted it all to end and just needed to find the right guy to do it. That guy was me.

(Seras): Pretty bold statement. What makes you think that’s true?

(Nitsuj): Because as I was falling out the window with his destroyed body, he told me something before he finally shut down.

(Yume): And what was that?

(Nitsuj): Thank you.

(Yin-Yang): Huh, do you think the others felt that way as well?

(Nitsuj): Maybe. They had a wide selection on who to kill yet they picked us out of them. That couldn’t be coincidence. Either way, next year, if we decide to eat out for Halloween, we’re going to a place that doesn’t have animatronics.

(AI girls): Agreed!

The End

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