The Otaku Who Knew Too Little Part 12

*In Cincinnati, Cole is in Enzio’s shop and has Enzio tied to a chair. Cole has logged into Enzio’s computer to look at the picture Enzio received from Nitsuj*

(Cole): Alright. Let’s see where Nitsuj is at.

*Cole copies and pastes the picture in Google where it recognizes the background as London*

(Cole): Hmm~ London huh? Danny literally moved him to another country to keep him safe. Well Enzio I think I got what I needed so I’ll be on my way. It was nice seeing you again and thanks for the sword. I’ll tell Nitsuj you said hi.

*Cole pushes Enzio into the backroom and shuts the door. As he leaves the store, he keeps the “closed” sign on the door and drives off*

*Meanwhile, back in London*

(Officer): This is patrol car 37. Still no sign of the perpetrators. Will continue to patrol the area.

*When the patrol car passes a dark alley way, Nitsuj and Kenji sneak out and cross the street to another alley way*

(Nitsuj): Damn it the cops are out. The streets aren’t safe.

(Kenji): We need to get to a phone and call the others.

(Nitsuj): I’m all for that except we don’t have any money.

(Kenji): True, but I know some people who do.

*Kenji motions to an officer searching the area by foot not too far from them*

(Nitsuj): Never forget NWA.

*Nitsuj and Kenji sneak up behind the officer and knock him out. They drag his lifeless body into the alley way and sit him by a dumpster out of plain sight. They reach into his pockets and pull out some change. After getting the change they go to a phone booth with Kenji making the call while Nitsuj keeps a lookout for officers. Kenji calls the manor of AI6 with the phone being answered by Anthony*

(Anthony): Hello. AI6 Manor, Anthony speaking. Ah~ master Kenji a pleasure to hear your voice. Yes the AI girls and master Chris arrived here not too long ago worried sick about you two. Police interrogation and handcuffed to each other. That takes me back to my youthful days.

(Kenji): What kind of stuff did you get into back in the day?

(Anthony): Oh you have no idea. I’m amazed I’m not in jail myself.

(Kenji): Okay, questions for later. Anyway, we need a pickup. Come get us by the British Museum.

(Anthony): Very good sir. Also, are you aware that you and master Nitsuj are local celebrities now? Apparently, you’re wanted men now according to the news. Would it have killed you to crack a smile during your mugshots?

*Nitsuj bangs the door to alert Kenji that some police officers were slowly approaching the phone booth*

(Kenji): Got to go! Remember, British Museum! We’ll meet you there!

*Kenji hangs up the phone and exits the booth where he dodges a nightstick*

(Nitsuj): Let me guess, you guys are working for the Order aren’t you?

(Kenji): You guys do know we’re wanted men. Don’t think it would look good if foreigners were victims of police brutality.

(Officer): The scenario is quite simple. After assaulting Brodie Davis, you two went on the run and despite our best efforts to pacify you, we were given no alternative choice but to put you down because of your threat level.

(Nitsuj): Your story needs some serious editing.

*One of the officers charges at Nitsuj where he takes the officer down with a palm strike to the chest which knocks the wind out of him. Another officer with a nightstick tries to attack Kenji but he blocks the attack and headbutts the officer. Kenji grabs the nightstick and passes it to Nitsuj who uses the nightstick to bash the head of another officer repeatedly. Nitsuj manages to take the officer’s taser and gives it to Kenji who just got done tripping an officer and tazes the officer on the ground. Just as more officers arrive, Nitsuj and Kenji make a run for it. As they run down the street an officer prepares to pounce on them up ahead*

(Kenji): Above us.

(Nitsuj): Double uppercut!

*Nitsuj and Kenji jump in the air at the same time to hit the officer with a double uppercut. After landing they continue to run down an alley way where a police car blocks the exit. They quickly turn around where two officers are running towards them*

(Kenji): Double roll through.

*Nitsuj and Kenji do a barrel roll to dodge the attacks of the officers*

(Nitsuj): Double dropkick!

*Nitsuj and Kenji run towards the officers and dropkick both of them. The both of them get back up and continue to run out of the alley way and back onto the sidewalk*

(Nitsuj): Man, we are nailing these double moves.

(Kenji): Yeah, being handcuffed isn’t all bad.

*The chain of the handcuff gets caught on a pole and both men fall to the ground because of it*

(Kenji): Although we do get moments like these.

*Kenji and Nitsuj are quick to get back up, pull the chain to the other side of the pole and continue to run. After a good amount of running they finally reach the museum*

(Nitsuj): Okay we made it to the museum but where’s Anthony? He should have been here by now.

*As Kenji and Nitsuj begin to worry, they hear sirens off in the distance heading in their direction. Before long police cars are in view and in route to the museum. Just when it seems like the guys will have to fight, the front door of the museum clicks open and a hand waves for them to come in. Nitsuj and Kenji quickly enter the building just as the police cars pull up. Once Nitsuj and Kenji enter the building they see that the person who let them in was Yume and the rest of the AI girls*

(Kenji): Boy are we glad to see you guys.

(Nitsuj): Mind getting these off for us?

(Shizuku): Alright, have a seat.

*Nitsuj and Kenji take a seat by a table and Yume takes out her sword where she slices the chain of the handcuffs with ease*

(Nitsuj): Free at last.

(Kenji): How’d you guys get here?

(Neo): Anthony brought us. He’s about a block away from here. Said he didn’t want to arouse suspicion being too close to the building.

(Isis): He also asked us to give these to you.

*Isis hands Nitsuj and Kenji their swords*

(Mira): Come on. We’ll sneak out the backdoor.

(Nitsuj): You guys go and get ready. We’ll cover you.

*As the girls go to get ready for the escape, Kenji and Nitsuj get into position just as the police kick open the doors to raid the museum. They split off into two teams of 30 with one team going west and the other going east. Both teams stay close and search their exhibits carefully. In the westside, the officers hear something drop from above them. They see that it’s one half of the handcuffs and when they look up to see Kenji with his sword they begin to panic as he leaps down to attack them*

(Officer): Oh shit! They broke the hand- Ahhh!

*The officer tries to radio the other team but is muted off by his cries of terror. The officers on the eastside hear the call*

(Officer): What was that?

*As the officers try to radio the team on the westside the other half of the handcuffs come sliding across the floor and land by their feet. When they look up, they see Nitsuj holding his swords and ready to attack*

(Officer): Open fire!

*The officers begin firing at Nitsuj but he deflects all of their bullets and begins slashing them one by one. Outside of the building, the officers can hear the screams of terror over the radio*

(Commanding officer): Status report! What’s going on in there?

(Officer): Help me! They removed the handcuffs and are now free! No! Stay back! AHHHHHHHH~!

*Back in the building the AI girls are finished making preparations for their escape*

(Seras): Ahh~, the sweet sounds of terror. Music to my ears.

*Nitsuj and Kenji finish up their fight and reunite with the AI girls*

(Nitsuj): Okay, that ought to have them spooked, you guys ready?

(Chibi): Ready Nii-chan.

(Yin-Yang): Contact!

*Yin-Yang presses a button on a square-like device which releases a smokescreen which completely floods the museum. When the police open the front doors, the smoke quickly covers the area. Under the cover of the smokescreen, Nitsuj and the others sneak out the backdoor of the museum. There were some officers stationed in the back but they were quickly taken out by Yume and Yin-Yang who were able to see perfectly in the smokescreen thanks to their animal senses. With the help of Yume and Yin-Yang the group is able to reach Anthony who was waiting for them and on the ground beside are 3 unconscious officers*

(Anthony): Good evening master Kenji and Nitsuj. I trust you found the sword maintenance to your liking.

(Nitsuj): We did but damn~, Anthony you do this?

(Anthony): I was simply minding my business when these ruffians began harassing me. Honestly, young officers these days have no respect for the badge. Shall we be off?

*Everyone gets in the car as Anthony drives off into the night*

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