The Otaku Who Knew Too Little Part 18

*It’s the day after Parliament voted on the bill to ban anime. In a resounding 610 to 40, Parliament voted not to ban anime. Even Brodie Davis’s name was among the people who voted not to have anime banned in the country. Once everyone read the news that anime wouldn’t be banned, they all celebrated at the AI6 mansion*

(Chris): Well mission accomplished. We saved the UK.

(Yin-Yang): Yep. A job well done. What’s wrong Nitsuj. Shouldn’t you be gloating about our success?

(Nitsuj): I am happy about what we accomplished, but this is far from over. We still have the Order of Iustitia Socialis to deal with.

(Shizuku): You’re still worried about those guys. Come on. Since Davis cut ties with them, they haven’t made a move.

(Nitsuj): Exactly. That’s what scares me. Why haven’t they made a move, they did nothing to stop the voting or come after us. We just ruined their master plan and they’re not going to retaliate? They’re planning something. Don’t you find that a little bit suspicious?

(Lisa): Nitsuj is right. They’re not just going to take this lying down. They’re going to attack us. The question is when will they attack us and where.

(Kenji): Well if you want to catch a fish, use some bait. Lucky for us, we have the best bait around.

*Everyone stares at Nitsuj*

(Nitsuj): Oh sure. Let’s all put the black man’s life in danger.

*An hour or so later, Nitsuj is at the Westfield mall walking around with Neo while everyone watches from the shadows. Nitsuj and Neo buy pretzels and sit down at a table to enjoy them*

(Seras): No sight of anyone suspicious.

(Yume): Holy shit!

(Isis): What?

(Yume): Look to the left.

*Everybody looks to the left and sees Cole fast approaching Nitsuj and Neo*

(Mira): Nitsuj! It’s Cole!

*As soon as Nitsuj hears Mira, he turns around and sees Cole approaching them. Nitsuj quickly gets up so that Neo is behind him and keeps his gaze on Cole*

(Cole): Hello Nitsuj. It’s been awhile.

(Nitsuj): It certainly has Cole. I heard you broke out of jail.

(Cole): Yep. Boring place. Nothing to do in there but read, work out, and think about stuff. Let me tell you, I thought about a lot of stuff. Mainly you. How you embarrassed me! Humiliated me! Destroyed my relationship with Ashlyn! And got me locked up in jail where I was blacklisted from the anime community! Not a day didn’t go by when I think about you and how once I got my hands on you I would make you suffer and pay for everything you did to me. But, on the train ride over here to London I had some time to think about everything that’s happened up to this point and looking back, I share some of the blame. Maybe I let my ego and insecurities get in the way of what was important to me. I compared myself to you when really there was no need to do that and instead I should have focused on the team and doing my job.

(Nitsuj): Wow, that’s actually some good soul searching you did there Cole.

(Cole): Yeah. But then I watched Pupa and that just fueled my anger for you all over again.

(Nitsuj): That makes sense.

(Cole): Die~ motherfucker!

*Cole lunges at Nitsuj with his sword, but gets stopped by Neo who uses her shield to protect Nitsuj*

(Neo): Impact shield!

*Neo’s attack blasts Cole away and he lands in the fountain*

(Cole): You have another AI girl!?

(Nitsuj): What can I say? AI girls find me attractive. Come on Cole, we don’t have to do this. Just give yourself up, I can probably talk to them to get you a lighter sentence.

(Cole): No! This doesn’t stop until you die.

*A bunch of people stop what they’re doing and surround Nitsuj and Neo*

(Nitsuj): Let me guess, Order of Iustitia Socialis?

(Cole): You really have a knack for making the worst enemies. Once I told them how much I wanted to kill you, they were more than happy to lend me a hand in this little operation. So, what say you bring out the others and get to fighting?

*Kenji and the others show up*

(Kenji): Hello Cole.

(Cole): M-Master Kenji, what are you-

(Kenji): Doing something I should have done a long time ago. Teaching you some manners.

(Cole): So you’re siding with him like always.

(Kenji): I’m not picking anyone’s side here Cole. I’m just doing what’s right.

(Cole): Then you should be on my side! Why is it always Nitsuj? Why wasn’t I picked to be the leader of the Syndicate? I’ve shown more loyalty to you then anyone and been with you longer, so why him?

(Kenji): So you think that just because you were with me longer that automatically makes you better in my eyes? I don’t judge people by longevity. What matters to me is your determination. Nitsuj showed more heart and determination in his training. He didn’t settle, he kept on trying to improve himself for the better. You on the other hand just settled. You didn’t branch out and relied on your natural talent to get you through battles. I won’t deny you were a naturally gifted swordsman when I met you, but you always relied on it and didn’t work hard to improve yourself. If you would have applied yourself further like Nitsuj you would have easily surpassed him in skills.  

*Cole once again charges at Nitsuj who parries his attack with his own swords*

(Cole): What’s this? Not gonna try and talk me down?

(Nitsuj): No. I’m done talking. You and I are going to finish this right here and now.

(Cole): You’re finally speaking my language.  

*Cole and Nitsuj begin to swordfight while the others begin to fight against the Order of Iustitia Socialis. Isis takes her guns and begins shooting them, Mira uses her whip, Yume charges in with her sword along with Chibi’s twin katanas, Shizuku uses her hammer, Neo uses her spear, Seras and Yin-Yang attack with their fists and legs. The Jack Bros. stay back and perform magic and Kenji charges in with his sword. While the order has the numbers, it’s clear that Nitsuj’s team is stronger. Nitsuj’s fight with Cole ignores all the action around them as the two are completely focused on each other. Nitsuj hops up on a table*

(Nitsuj): It’s over Cole. I have the higher ground.

*Cole slices the leg of the table and Nitsuj falls down*

(Nitsuj): I had the higher ground.

*Cole tries to slice Nitsuj but he dodges the attack and gets back up. He makes a run for the escalator and goes up a level with Cole right behind him. Once they both reach the top, Cole attacks Nitsuj but his attack gets parried and Nitsuj counters with an elbow to the side of Cole’s head. Cole rolls onto the ground and turns around to shoot a black fireball at Nitsuj. Nitsuj dodges the attack only to see the fireball completely destroy a trash can*

(Nitsuj): Cole? You’re using the Black Fire techniques? You idiot! You know how dangerous those techniques are. They’ll destroy your body.

(Cole): I don’t care!

*Cole fires another fireball at Nitsuj who dodges the attack*

(Cole): *Coughs* As long as I kill you *cough* I’d even sell my soul to the devil.

(Nitsuj): You know when everyone said you loss it I defended you, but now I’m seeing they were right all along.

*Cole blows black flames on his sword surrounding his sword in them. He clashes swords with Nitsuj as they fight on a bridge. Nitsuj begins to notice how the black flames are damaging his swords and puts them away*

(Cole): Giving up?

*Nitsuj tosses his swords to the side*

(Nitsuj): Nope. But I’m not gonna give you the satisfaction of knowing you killed me.

*Nitsuj jumps off the bridge. Cole rushes over to the edge to see where Nitsuj landed on the ground below but he doesn’t see a body. Nitsuj, using the anti-gravity watch flew over to the other side of the bridge to sneak up behind Cole. Nitsuj kicks the sword out of Cole’s hand as it falls over the bridge*

(Nitsuj): England really does have the coolest spy toys.

*Nitsuj punches Cole and begins to unload on him releasing a number of punches and slaps before finishing up with a roundhouse kick to the face. Cole falls to the ground bleeding from the mouth and nose. He slowly starts to get back up with rage in his eyes and a black flame-like aura surrounding his body. Cole wipes the blood from his nose and spits out the blood from his mouth*

(Nitsuj): Okay, not gonna lie, that was pretty hardcore.

*Cole rushes at Nitsuj with incredible speed with Nitsuj barely dodging Cole’s attack. Cole’s attack leaves a crater in the wall as he stares at Nitsuj. Nitsuj begins to run away after picking up his swords with Cole chasing after him*

(Cole): I’ll kill you good!

(Nitsuj): Ahhhh~!  

*As Nitsuj continues to run he does a quick turn around and begins running back to Cole*

(Nitsuj): Twin Sword Dark Style: Cross Slash!

*Nitsuj strikes Cole with his swords which sends Cole flying into the air. Nitsuj follows up the attack with a mid-air kick which sends Cole to the ground on his back. Nitsuj then runs into a clothing store with Cole quickly recovering from his attack and going in after him, but not seeing Nitsuj anywhere. Cole begins to search the store but finds no trace of Nitsuj*

(Cole): Where are you! Come out and face me!

*Cole gets hit in the head with a mini-soccer ball. He turns in the direction of where the ball came from and torches a hanger of clothing believing it was Nitsuj. He sees that Nitsuj isn’t there. Cole gets hit with another mini-soccer ball in another direction and torches some mannequins believing it was Nitsuj*

(Cole): If you hit me with another soccer ball I’m gonna torch this whole store.

*Nitsuj hits Cole again only this time it was a mini-basketball. Cole let’s out a primal scream of anger and begins throwing fireballs at random causing the store to catch fire in multiple areas. This in turn activates the sprinklers in the store and Cole gets soaked in water putting out the flames. Nitsuj comes out holding an umbrella over his head*

(Nitsuj): And they said the weather was going to be bright and sunny.

(Cole): Would you just shut up and take this seriously!

(Nitsuj): I am, you’re the one who’s not taking this seriously, you bastard.

(Cole): What!

(Nitsuj): Ever since this fight started all you’ve done is use that black flame power to fight me. It’s pathetic. Think back to when we fought in Texas when you were the Silver Knight. You didn’t rely on black flames back then. You took me on with nothing but your skills and pushed me to my limits. You were a true swordsman back then. When you escaped, I was excited for the chance to get to face you myself because I knew you would come at me with everything you had. Instead, I find myself disappointed. You’ve completely tossed your skills away and instead relied on anger to fight me. It’s pathetic and you said you were coming to take my life. Not even on my worst day could you defeat me in your current condition. You were more of a threat to me when you were the Silver Knight. If you actually fought like him you might have stood a chance.

(Cole): *Takes a deep breath* Alright. You want the Silver Knight? *Cough* You’ll get the Silver Knight.

*Cole uses one of the nearby balls and throws at Nitsuj. Nitsuj blocks the throw with his umbrella, but during that temporary blindness, Cole manages to get close to Nitsuj and hit him in the rib area while also taking Hikari no Nenrei*

(Cole): Now this is what I call a sword.

(Nitsuj): Okay. *Takes out Yami no Period* Now the fight can really get started.

(Cole): Agreed. Let’s finish this.

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