The Otaku Who Knew Too Little Part 9

*Two days later in London. Nitsuj wakes up from his bed in the manor. He gets out of bed, grabs a quick shower, brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and heads downstairs to the kitchen*

(Anthony): Good morning master Nitsuj.

(Nitsuj): Morning Anthony, how are you this fine morning?

(Anthony): Excellent sir. Pancakes will be ready in just a few minutes. Can I get you anything to drink sir?

(Nitsuj): Orange juice if you don’t mind.

*Nitsuj goes to sit at a table and pulls out a laptop where he pulls up a file to see Neo’s new weapon is complete*

(Nitsuj): Perfect. It’s finally ready.

*Anthony comes to the table with a plate of pancakes as Nitsuj puts the laptop away*

(Nitsuj): Have you seen the girls this morning?

(Anthony): Outside.

*Anthony points to the window and Nitsuj looks out the window where he sees the AI girls are playing capture the flag on the lawn. Seras, Neo, Shizuku, and Isis are on a team while Yume, Mira, Yin-Yang, and Chibi are on another team. It’s an intense back and forth action between both teams*

(Nitsuj): Hmm~, breakfast and a show. This place really has everything.

(Anthony): They’ve been at it since the crack of dawn. While I personally enjoyed the good tussle, the gardener on the other hand voiced his complaints.

(Nitsuj): Well, it is a beautiful day outside. You know what, I’ll think I’ll take those pancakes outside.

*Nitsuj gets up with his plate of pancakes and goes outside where he eats his pancakes on a table. Yume, Chibi, and Neo greet him before they resume the game. A couple of minutes go by before Kenji comes in to sit with Nitsuj watching the girls fight*

(Kenji): I really have to thank you and the others for what you’ve done for Neo. Up until now Neo has been on the road with me traveling. I really felt bad dragging her around from place to place but she would always smile and reassure me she was fine. Seeing her interacting with other AIs, smiling, and having fun really does warm my heart.

(Nitsuj): She’s an amazing AI. She sees something once and is able to quickly grasp it. Seras, Shizuku, and Yin-Yang had a great time training her and the others have quickly become friends with her. So, what’s her story?

(Kenji): I found her a couple of months back when I was in Japan. You remember that fox temple you destroyed a while back?

(Nitsuj): Yes. It was a highlight from my trip.

(Kenji): Well apparently the weeaboos were working on a much bigger operation not far from that location and a task force was assembled to take them out that I was a part of. It was a sting operation. We raided the place all in one night. The police weren’t involved as they didn’t like the weeaboos and wanted them out of the area as much as possible. Anyway, we took down everyone that was there like it was nothing. They never saw it coming. As I was securing the upper levels by myself that’s when I came to a room and discovered Neo.

(Nitsuj): So, who was her donor?

(Kenji): No one. Neo is different from your AIs, she has no human DNA in her, she’s an authentic AI girl built from the bottom-up. At the time she had the form of a child, I say no older than a 5-year-old. I was told to destroy everything in the building, but I couldn’t bring myself to destroy something so pure and innocent. I downloaded her into my phone, destroyed the room, and left like nothing happened. I hid her very being from the task force and went on my way. At first, she was hesitant to trust me. Who can blame her, I was a complete stranger to her and judging by her behavior and scars the weeaboos didn’t exactly treat her all that well. Over time she started to open up and I began to train her as a tank fighter. She has no programmed knowledge within her, everything that she’s able to do such as speak, eat, fight, etc. I taught her how to do it. Before I knew it, that little girl had transformed into a cute young woman. Can’t figure out why though.

(Chris): Most likely her desire to be of more use to you and how quickly she was learning new things. I like to call this that Raphtalia effect.   

(Nitsuj): So you awakened from your den, I take it that file is all your information on the websites.

(Chris): I want to punch the idiots who made these sites.

*Nitsuj looks into the file and sees a note underneath 3 highlighted sites that reads A,B, and C are fucking wrong*

(Chris): Please ignore my comments. I was in a dark place when I wrote that.

(Nitsuj): Apparently. All we need is the Jack Bros. and we’ll be all set to go.

(Baron and Corbin): Hee-ho! Yohoo!

(Nitsuj): Alright, everyone is here. Girls! Get cleaned up so we can talk.

*The AI girls stop their game, go get cleaned up and return for the meeting*

(Nitsuj): Alright, let’s start off with Kenji and the Jack Bros. Any news about the Order of Iustitia Socialis?

(Baron): Nope. Those guys have yet to make a move.

(Corbin): We even went back to the area you told us where they took you and it was abandoned.

(Kenji): That’s what they always do. They’re never in one location for too long. Whenever a location gets discovered they completely abandon the place. This is why we have a hard time finding them.

(Nitsuj): Alright, raiding their headquarters is a no go. What about our hacker team?

(Chris): Well we got good news. After many long hours of hacking and backtracking we found a name. Brea Penelope. A freelance journalist here in the UK and it just so happens she’s in town for a music festival called AniRock featuring musicians from Japan and anime VAs down in Brighton and Hove. We find her we find a lead to the Order.

(Nitsuj): Great! We’ll head there, use our charms to get her alone and then-

(Corbin): And give her the D.

(Nitsuj): No! We get her to tell us what she knows in a diplomatic manner and if that fails we regulate.

(Corbin): Then give her the D?

(Seras): Yin-Yang I’m too far away would you?

(Yin-Yang): Yep.

*Yin-Yang kicks Corbin in the head which sends him tumbling out of his seat*

(Mira): The festival isn’t until this evening so we got a few hours to spare.

(Nitsuj): Cool. I can use that to go phone shopping seeing as how the other one got destroyed.

(Kenji): And I shall brush up my game. It’s been while since I’ve had to seduce a young lady.

(Nitsuj): Kenji in what way were you planning on seducing her?

(Kenji): With my dance moves of course.

(Nitsuj): Oh not this again. Kenji we’ve been through this you know you can’t dance.

(Kenji): I beg to differ. I am the best dancer here. I once got into a dance off with Michael Jackson.

(Nitsuj): Oh you and Michael Jackson had a dance off?

(Kenji): Oh yeah. He was in town for his Bad Tour. Remember that side story from Yakuza 0? That was based off my life.

(Nitsuj): That was based off your life?

(Kenji): I beat him though.

(Nitsuj): You beat Michael Jackson?

(Kenji): Got any clubs around here where I can show off?

*As everyone starts to leave Nitsuj stops Neo*

(Nitsuj): Hey Neo. I finally got done analyzing your data. Your new weapon is all done.

*Nitsuj takes out his laptop and Neo reaches inside of it where she pulls out twin Chinese sabers. She stares at them for a few seconds before she tries them out. She begins performing all sorts of moves and tricks with them all while doing it naturally like she had done this before in another life. As she continues to practice with them the air around her begins to go cold and soon ice shards start to become visible. She stops to strike a pose as the ice shards fall like snow and everyone applauds*

(Yin-Yang): Bravo!

(Chibi): That was so cool Neo-chan. Especially the ice.

(Neo): Thank you. Ice? Where did this ice come from?

(Nitsuj): Like it? I had Corbin infuse the weapon with his ice magic.

(Corbin): Use it enough times to freeze over your opponents.

(Shizuku): Hey I just realized something, those Chinese sabers are Isis’s weapons.

(Isis): Former weapons. I gave them to Neo. I wasn’t using them all that much. Better to give them to someone more deserving and who will make better use of them then me.

(Nitsuj): Speaking of weapons. Your new weapon is done Isis.

*Isis reaches into the computer and pulls out a glaive*

(Chris): This bad boy has been infused with Baron’s fire magic. I originally planned on giving this weapon to you a while back, but never got the chance due to time.

(Nitsuj): But wait, there’s more. Inspiration struck me as I was looking over Neo’s spear and I added a few modifications to it. The spear can now be turned into nunchakus. Perfect for close range combat and quick strikes.  

*Nitsuj hands Neo her spear which can now be broken into 3 sections to form nunchakus*

(Neo): Thank you guys so much! I love them!

*Neo goes to hug Nitsuj and Corbin. Meanwhile back in Cincinnati, it was nighttime and Enzio was closing up his shop as a mysterious figure grabs him from behind*

(Enzio): Please! Don’t hurt me, just take my money and go.

(Cole): Do I look like a guy who’s interested in money?

(Enzio): Cole!? What are you doing in here? I heard you were in jail.

(Cole): I gave myself parole and now I’m looking for Nitsuj. Mind telling me where he’s at?

(Enzio): I don’t know.

(Cole): Come on Enzio, we know that’s a lie.

(Enzio): It’s the truth. He told me he was going out of town and wouldn’t be back for a few weeks. That’s all he told me.

(Cole): Give me your phone!

*Cole lets go of Enzio and he pulls out his cellphone. Cole opens it and looks for recent messages sent by Nitsuj. He finds a picture of Nitsuj and the group that was sent a few days ago. Cole sends the picture to his email account*

(Cole): Here you go Enzio. Now, let’s talk about the great deals you have going on right now.

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