Project #380: The Top 11 Comedy Anime

Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Today is a special day because today just so happens to be the birthday of our resident ninja wolf and pet Yin-Yang. (Yin-Yang): Hi~! Hey! Who you calling a pet!? (Nitsuj): In order to celebrate we’re letting her do a top 11 list of anything she wants and she’s […]

Project #361: Hensuki

(Nitsuj): Hello and welcome to Project Nitsuj. Well there’s no doubt about it everyone in the human race is perverted. (Yin-Yang): I couldn’t agree more. *Yin-Yang drops from the ceiling* (Yin-Yang): I’m fairly certain if you took porn off the internet 90% of all the sites out there would be gone and be replaced with […]

5 Hours At Mattie’s

*Sorry for the delay. Had to handle an emergency at work this morning* *It’s the day after Halloween and Nitsuj along with the AI girls and the Jack Bros. are in a court room* (Nitsuj): Urgh, second worst Halloween ever. (Mira): What! How is this possibly better than the cyber werewolves? (Shizuku): Cyber werewolves? I […]

Dawn of the Broken

*It’s Halloween Night in the Principality of Jack and the entire kingdom is partying in the streets as music plays, people dance and drink, kids get treats and play games. There’s excitement in the air as everyone prepares for the big magic tournament. We see that the AI girls are taking in the festivities with […]

00 Otaku OVA

*It’s the same day of the con only nighttime. After accomplishing their mission Danny has taken the group to a relaxing spa with hotsprings for the night. Tomorrow Nitsuj and his team will return to Cincinnati* (Nitsuj): Now this is the life. (Brian): Yeah, this has been one tiring day. (Danny): Hard to believe that […]

00 Otaku Part 29

*Nitsuj, Isis, and Yin-Yang are looking for Cole* (Nitsuj): Now where the hell did he run off to? (Yin-Yang): Don’t worry, I’ll find his trail. (Nitsuj): Since you guys are here I take it the system is back under our control? (Isis): Yes. Mira beat Elsa but she didn’t kill her. She’s on our side […]

00 Otaku Part 28

*In the system Mira has come face to face with Elsa* (Elsa): You’ve come. I’m usually the one working in the backgrounds and letting the others handle the physical work. But it looks like I’ll be making an exception this time. (Mira): That works for me. Get ready to kneel before your mistress. *A virtual […]

00 Otaku Part 27

*Now that Nitsuj and the others have the flash drive they are making their escape. The group manages to defeat all the guards in their path and making it back outside to the employee parking garage* (Brian): Come on! It’s just a little further. My car is just behind those bushes. (Seras): RPG! (Baron): Yeah […]

00 Otaku Part 26

*Nitsuj and the group has been captured and are now strapped to chairs where they stand before Hogan Dessian, Cole, weeaboos and guards* (Hogan): Well, well, well, well. Well, well, well, well. Well, well, well, well. Well, well, well- (Ashlyn): Oh for God’s sake get on with it! (Hogan): Do not interrupt. I have one […]